Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, it's hot and yucky.

I wish my sweat wouldn't smell bad.

Granted, you now no longer have an odour detectable to people, however you release pheromones at a prodigious rate and are followed by a large ammount of wild animals.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, now you're so busy with controlling time, that you have NO life of your own.


I wish someone else could run my errands for me.

Granted, an elf does...for a large sum of money and candy.

I wish I could go running-shoe shopping.

Granted, but all the shops have run-out of running-shoes.

I wish someone I've never heard of in Nigeria left me an inheritance of 10 million dollars.

granted but alas those are the dollars from 18th century.

I wish for eternal spring/autumn with no winters/summers in between.

Granted, the Earth stops spinning and maintains the same face towards the sun as it revolves around it. Erm, downside, you fall off the planet when it suddenly stops spinning.

I wish the world would spin ten times faster.

granted, but you turn older sooner ten times as well. You're almost as old as TPP.

I wish those 40 remaining years wouldn't drag along so slowly.

Granted, you develop chronic narcolepsy and spend the vast majority of those years asleep.

I wish for a hug from Booyakasha.

A hug granted!

I wish for a colder climate with more rains and precipitations in general

Granted, Antarctica it is! Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

I wish to live in a little house on the side of a mountain amongst a forest overlooking a lake.

Granted, the house fall into the ocean and you die.

I wish to be less trusting.

Granted. You trust no one, and no one trusts you.

I wish my cat would stop shedding.

Granted, it goes bald overnight.

I wish to get to 10,000 posts without using off-the-wall too much before the end of August.

Granted, WP goes down by the time you hit 10,000.

I wish to have a good nights sleep.

Granted, tomorrows night sleep is horrible though.

I wish somebody would write back.