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23 Dec 2007, 8:29 pm

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Granted, but you suddenly drop out for no reason.

I wish that I could have 1 million legally-obtained US dollars to spend on Macs (any model and specs that I choose) and any music creation gear I wished for so that I could keep my creativity.

And that the gear would never be lost.


Granted! but apple goes belly up before you complete hte purchase


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23 Dec 2007, 8:31 pm

Ahem, you forgot your wish.


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23 Dec 2007, 8:31 pm

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Ahem, you forgot your wish.
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i wish to ride in a giant centrifuge


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23 Dec 2007, 8:32 pm

Granted, but it explodes with you in it.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.


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23 Dec 2007, 8:35 pm

ihitterdal wrote:
Granted, but it explodes with you in it.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.


Granted! glub glub glug glub

you can only speak fish from now on

i wish i could have a powerchair accessible... TANK!! !


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23 Dec 2007, 8:38 pm

Granted, but it backfires.

I wish that I knew what to wish for!


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23 Dec 2007, 8:40 pm

ihitterdal wrote:
Granted, but it backfires.

I wish that I knew what to wish for!


Granted! you should wish to be mummy wrapped in a giant soft silky blood pressure cuff and squashed in it

i wish to be totally mummy wrapped in a giant soft silky lead apron


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23 Dec 2007, 8:43 pm

Granted, but you no longer like lead aprons.

I wish that I was mummy wrapped in a giant soft silky blood pressure cuff and squashed in it.


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23 Dec 2007, 8:45 pm

ihitterdal wrote:
Granted, but you no longer like lead aprons.

I wish that I was mummy wrapped in a giant soft silky blood pressure cuff and squashed in it.


Granted! but strapples hops in with you and both of you are squished extremely tightly and are never able to come out of it

i wish i could live forever without the need to eat breathe or drink


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24 Dec 2007, 10:00 am

You no longer need to breathe or drink but humans bury you in lead aprons since nobody neglects these tasks.

I wish that there was a device that could suck up snow instead of blowing it around.



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24 Dec 2007, 10:04 am

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You no longer need to breathe or drink but humans bury you in lead aprons since nobody neglects these tasks.

I wish that there was a device that could suck up snow instead of blowing it around.

Granted! but the device is 20,000 dollars and is mounted to the back of a truck...

i wish it were 4 weeks from now...


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24 Dec 2007, 12:34 pm

Granted, it's now 4 weeks behind now.

I wish that I had some musical inspiration.


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24 Dec 2007, 12:35 pm

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Granted, it's now 4 weeks behind now.

I wish that I had some musical inspiration.


Granted! but your inspired to make grunge metal

i wish my powerchair would arrive tomorrow!


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24 Dec 2007, 2:48 pm

Granted but it is a cheap beat-up copy.

I wish I could lose 1/3 of my 180 lbs.


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24 Dec 2007, 2:50 pm

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Granted but it is a cheap beat-up copy.

I wish I could lose 1/3 of my 180 lbs.


GRRR... I WANT NO REPERCUSSIONS ON THIS ONE... REPEAT... NO REPERCUSSIONS...

i wish my powerchair would arrive for christmas day (thats tomorrow)

Granted! no repercussions you weigh 120 now...


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25 Dec 2007, 5:14 pm

Granted. It has no straps.

I wish I wasn't bored.


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