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06 Jan 2010, 12:49 pm

Is crossed between a human and a human :scratch: that just did not make any sense :lol:


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06 Jan 2010, 12:52 pm

Maybe he is just cross.

Is a cross between a human and an asteroid.


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06 Jan 2010, 12:57 pm

Is an asteroid secretly


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06 Jan 2010, 12:59 pm

Is visiting the doctors with a nasty case of asteroids. 8O


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06 Jan 2010, 1:02 pm

Needs to go to specsaver... apparently hes seeing things and thinks im an asteroid 8O


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06 Jan 2010, 1:06 pm

Hear the one about the asteroid that went to Comet? ... oh never mind.


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06 Jan 2010, 1:37 pm

Has an enema regularly.


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06 Jan 2010, 2:08 pm

Has Handel's watermusic playing in his bathroom.


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06 Jan 2010, 2:10 pm

Is so old and deaf he can't even hear music anymore.


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06 Jan 2010, 2:21 pm

^ Which composer ended up almost deaf and played the piano so quietly nobody could hear him? Was it Beethoven?

... Bizarre... Hmmm... Prefers listening to the Spice Girls instead of Bach.


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06 Jan 2010, 2:29 pm

Yes, that was Beethoven indeed.... which doesn't mean you're not going to be banned of course....

(but for what reason? Mmmm.... )

Well, banned for ordering snow but forgetting to tell the weather gods when to stop.



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06 Jan 2010, 2:41 pm

Banned for not listening when I said "Enough snow! Stop!"


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06 Jan 2010, 3:16 pm

Whoops.... my mistake, but this is not even the ban thread....

(mmmm)

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Blames a mortal for bad weather (or bad.... it has it's charms, I say) and letting said gods off the hook again.



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06 Jan 2010, 3:56 pm

Needs to use Preparation A for whenever his asteroids flare up 8O


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06 Jan 2010, 4:13 pm

Watches the sky with his telescope in case a killer haemorrhoid is on a collision course with the planet.

(I really didn't want that image in my mind... please make it go away :shaking2: )


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06 Jan 2010, 5:01 pm

Needs our help in trying to count backwards from 100. :wink: I think the old age is finally catching up with him. :)