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05 Aug 2011, 8:33 pm

Granted, you comprehend EVERYTHING & it shorts out your brain.

I wish for a spoon.



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05 Aug 2011, 8:36 pm

Granted it desubs in AG gas

I wish I could have got some money for coffee.



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05 Aug 2011, 11:39 pm

Granted. You could have gotten money for coffee, but you didn't.

I wish for an honest politician.


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05 Aug 2011, 11:55 pm

Granted, but the politician is also spineless, dumb, and pure evil.

I wish my eyes were a different color. Green is getting old for me.


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06 Aug 2011, 12:38 am

Granted. Now they're red.

I wish for an apology.


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06 Aug 2011, 1:09 am

Granted...they are very SOOOORRRRRYYY :tongue: Better?

I wish to lost weight.


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06 Aug 2011, 11:07 am

Granted...you loose the weight but find 10 other problems along the way.


I wish I had a cherry limeade



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06 Aug 2011, 12:44 pm

Granted you dont have any taste buds

I wish I knew what I was going to do today.



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06 Aug 2011, 1:14 pm

Run a marathon, something to do today.

I wish that I would stop relying on other people for happiness, it never works out.


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06 Aug 2011, 3:07 pm

Granted....& since you're coming FROM a corrupted position, I won't corrupt the granting.... :)


I wish my grocery shopping trip goes QUICKLY (& so now I gotta' go & do it).



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06 Aug 2011, 4:43 pm

Granted. The stores are all closed, so it goes very quickly.

I wish for a good day.


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07 Aug 2011, 3:54 pm

Granted, you have a wonderful day. Help you to cope with tomorrow which is absolutely terrible!

I wish for a brain upgrade.


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07 Aug 2011, 3:55 pm

Granted, but the brain you now have isn't yours yours so your thoughts aren't as well.

I wish for world piece.



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07 Aug 2011, 4:06 pm

Granted, you get world "piece" in other words you get a piece of the world - maybe a clump of earth.

I wish for world peace. :P


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07 Aug 2011, 4:15 pm

All humans die and the world is at peace.

I wish to hold my love once more.



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07 Aug 2011, 5:13 pm

Granted, they are uncomfortable though.

I wish to be able to do everything.


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