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TallyMan
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06 Jan 2010, 5:04 pm

Has secretly attached a bomb to the WP server. When the count reaches zero... BOOM.


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06 Jan 2010, 5:08 pm

Disarmed the bomb by jamming its timer with....SPAM!! !! !!


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06 Jan 2010, 5:11 pm

Inadvertently set the timer running again by scoffing the spam between a couple of slices of bread which he just happened to have in his back pocket.


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06 Jan 2010, 5:24 pm

Is leaving a trail of bread crumbs so everyone can escape....


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06 Jan 2010, 5:26 pm

Must be very hungry today because he is scoffing the breadcrumb trail too!


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06 Jan 2010, 5:29 pm

Followed the bread crumb trail to the local "Snarf & Barf" pub....


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06 Jan 2010, 5:30 pm

Hes feeding the birds with his bread crumbs and the birds apparently think his beard is a nest :eew:


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06 Jan 2010, 5:32 pm

Is comfortably sitting on the bomb next to the WP server wondering what all the fuss is about.


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06 Jan 2010, 5:35 pm

Posting with my eyes closed... do not interrupt 8)


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06 Jan 2010, 5:39 pm

Posting with one hand on the keyboard and one attached to his head.


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06 Jan 2010, 5:53 pm

I'm processing power through my beard to my brain... once i open my eyes, the keyboard will no longer function :P


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07 Jan 2010, 2:42 am

Is technopathic. Can build paths out of techno.



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07 Jan 2010, 2:45 am

Is actually pink, but painted itself blue.



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07 Jan 2010, 6:47 am

is killing some teachers


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07 Jan 2010, 7:30 am

Is among those teachers. :P



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07 Jan 2010, 8:08 am

Is a trainee Ninja assassin.


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