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07 Aug 2011, 5:42 pm

Granted, tomorrow & since tomorrow is never here, then you still can't do everything.


I wish dh would stop hollaring.



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07 Aug 2011, 7:35 pm

your DH stops hollering but gets larynx cancer and has to have it removed rendering him silent forever.

I wish I could actually look like Donnie Yen or Bruce Lee..


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07 Aug 2011, 9:08 pm

Granted. You look like Bruce Lee, as he looks now. :skull:

I wish for hope.


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08 Aug 2011, 12:55 am

Granted hope fails to remember to call you back

I wish to be able to say what i feel like should be said



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08 Aug 2011, 11:37 am

Granted--You now have Aspergers! :wtg:


I wish everybody would just get along.



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08 Aug 2011, 1:28 pm

Granted....there is no evil, you just entered heaven.

I wish to not be tired anymore.


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08 Aug 2011, 2:55 pm

Granted, you are now too wired to achieve anything or think strait

I wish for a sandwich.



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08 Aug 2011, 3:33 pm

Granted, you are now sandwiched between the floor and your ceiling due to an earthquake.

I wish for a pet rhinoceros.


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08 Aug 2011, 3:35 pm

granted, but he fell in love with your fake teeth and thus made you toothless after eloping with it.

Where is the umbrella? As if I hear the rain outside :D



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08 Aug 2011, 3:46 pm

It is floating down the road in flood water on top of a severed pine tree.

Where is my Booboo?


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08 Aug 2011, 4:59 pm

Granted. You have a giant gash down the side of your head.

I wish that things would upload faster.


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08 Aug 2011, 9:14 pm

Granted, what you want to upload today, you already uploaded yesterday, so you need to figure out what to upload today for tomorrow.... :?


I wish I could go to the pool tomorrow.



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08 Aug 2011, 9:17 pm

Granted, today is tomorrow is today.

I wish to exercise well tonight.


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08 Aug 2011, 9:19 pm

Granted, exercise is work & THAT'S a four-letter word; so it will corrupt itself all on it's own.


I wish I had a klondike bar.



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08 Aug 2011, 10:20 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, ceci n'est pas une Klondike Bar.
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I wish for an AI I can talk to as a friend.



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09 Aug 2011, 1:36 am

Granted, but then they meet another AI and leave you. :(

I wish to be able to do the things I need to.


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