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09 Aug 2011, 3:04 pm

you get a flash flood

I wish for a wii U



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09 Aug 2011, 3:14 pm

Granted, but it is defective and blows up once you turn it on. Fortunately, it had a one-year warranty, so you return it to get another one. This one works but, out of curiosity, you take it apart to see how it works. Unfortunately, this voids the warranty, and when it blows up in your face again, you can't return it. You boycott Nintendo and wait patiently for the PS4.


I wish for a supercomputer for my evolving AIs to live in.



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09 Aug 2011, 3:17 pm

Granted, it takes over the world...without you.

I wish to not end up as dust someday.


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09 Aug 2011, 3:40 pm

you become a God

I wish that I will turn into a cat person



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09 Aug 2011, 4:02 pm

Granted, and you have 9000 kitties to look after :lol:

I wish for my headache to go away.


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09 Aug 2011, 4:25 pm

your head explodes in a shower of blood

I wish to become an ANTHROPOMORPHIC cat



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09 Aug 2011, 4:27 pm

Your cat brain explodes in the shower!! !! !

I wish for you to stop wishing to be a cat-human!


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09 Aug 2011, 4:28 pm

I wish to be a cat personI wish to be a cat personI wish to be a cat personI wish to be a cat personI wish to be a cat personI wish to be a cat personI wish to be a cat personI wish to be a cat personI wish to be a cat person

lol, jk.

I wish for an apple tree.



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09 Aug 2011, 4:37 pm

Granted, they are poisoned apples.

I wish to have a good workout again.


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09 Aug 2011, 5:10 pm

Granted. You have a good workout, but your next workout will be horrible.

I wish for quiet.


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09 Aug 2011, 5:15 pm

Granted. You go deaf.

I wish to never have a bad workout again.


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09 Aug 2011, 5:26 pm

The world explodes. Now you won't have to worry about working out.


I wish this wish will be granted.



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09 Aug 2011, 5:28 pm

Granted.....you eat cricket-ice-cream while dancing to the samba in front of a crowd of 18,278,237 people

I wish that I could lose weight.


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09 Aug 2011, 6:28 pm

Granted, but it finds you again.

I wish for a banana split



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09 Aug 2011, 6:39 pm

Granted, I just ate it though (actually :chin:)

I wish to know what to eat for dinner.


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10 Aug 2011, 5:01 am

Granted. You are having a month old, road-killed badger with maggots on the side.

I wish I felt comfortable going outside.