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Granted, you never come back inside again.

I wish a few members would come back if only for a short time...WP is boring now.

Granted. The most notoriously boring and dull members ever to post on Wrongplanet return.

I wish the school year would hurry up and start up again.

Granted, you get bad grades because you are too excited.

I wish to get stuff done today.

Granted, but you do everything half-assedly.

I wish for more self-confidence.

Granted, you are a cocky stuck-up person who nobody likes

I wish to be ready for college in a month

Granted, but college won't be ready for you.

I wish to never have to do the dishes again.

Granted, you eat with only your hands

I wish to make lunch now

Granted, a shark eats you for lunch.


I wish for a delicious pizza.

Granted....Ironically I just made one IRL.....and ate it.

I wish to get a good workout in today.

Granted. You WORK-OUTside by cleaning up the trash that people left over on the streets.

I wish more people would listen to classical music.

Granted, every radio station suddenly switches to classical music and everyone is forced to listen to it whether they like it or not.
(BTW, I love classical music)

I wish every radio station suddenly switched to classical music.

Granted, but all of today's artist get fed up that they can't hear there song on any radio station. So they come after you with torches and pitchforks after you told every radio station to play classical music.

I wish I didn't see dead people.

Granted, but the dead people take the chance to murder you while you can't see them. As a ghost, you are blind.

I wish nobody was blind.

Granted, they are all deaf.

I wish I wasn't the least-experienced member on this site.

Granted, I am.


I wish I was going to go to a bookstore to read in a few minutes. Owait...

Granted...goodbye, it's shut-down, sorry.

I wish to not have cramps (not to be replaced with any other pains).