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10 Aug 2011, 11:14 pm

Granted, you are numb.

I wish for a good nights sleep.



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10 Aug 2011, 11:23 pm

Granted, no corruption advised.

I wish to win this posting war. :twisted:


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11 Aug 2011, 12:02 am

Poof! Wish granted. It's 42. If you need to understand the question better, it's doable. But, it's going to take a while and I'm going to have to destroy your current planet.

I wish money grew on trees.



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11 Aug 2011, 12:13 am

I give you a tree that I evolved to grow money. Unfortunately, the simulation it runs in has compatibility issues and only runs on Windows XP. :P


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11 Aug 2011, 8:05 am

Granted, but the books are all misprinted backwards.... :wink:


I (irl) wish I didn't have AS.



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11 Aug 2011, 9:08 am

Granted, you are not as unique and as cool as you are now.

I wish my brain wouldn't be so obsessed.


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11 Aug 2011, 9:17 am

Granted. You feel dead inside and just don't care about anything anymore.

I wish I had a vocoder.
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11 Aug 2011, 9:28 am

Granted...it breaks.

I wish my stomach ache would go away.


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11 Aug 2011, 9:41 am

granted, but so does your sensation of being hungry

I wish I won the lotto last night.



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11 Aug 2011, 9:45 am

Granted, you won 100 dollars, and someone steals it from ya.

I wish....a wish.


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11 Aug 2011, 11:26 am

Granted. The wish is made for you, and you are turned into a toad.

I wish I were a wizard.


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11 Aug 2011, 11:42 am

Granted.....you are Draco Malfoy

I wish I was Hermione.


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11 Aug 2011, 11:51 am

Granted. Now everyone thinks you're a know-it-all and you get tortured by Bellatrix Lestrange.

I wish to read the entire Harry Potter book series.


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11 Aug 2011, 11:55 am

Granted, you miss important events because you are obsessed with the series now.

I wish to do something productive today.


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11 Aug 2011, 1:49 pm

Granted, you stop posting on WP.


I wish to write a more efficient "mutate" function for my evolving AIs so that they'll evolve beneficial mutations faster.



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11 Aug 2011, 2:23 pm

you cause a grey goo apocalypse

I wish for a sex pistols album