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11 Aug 2011, 5:37 pm

Granted. It's on 8-track tape.

I wish for a silver lining.


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11 Aug 2011, 11:43 pm

Granted, I draw a silver line on a piece of paper and hand it to you.

I wish to do well on my run tonight!


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12 Aug 2011, 12:10 am

Granted. You run around a well, and then you're done.

I wish for a poetic license.


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12 Aug 2011, 12:13 am

Granted, but it is an old license and you get arrested.

I wish to get in on time today!


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12 Aug 2011, 4:58 am

Granted. You arrive on time to a special event on human dissection at the local medical research university (you did not specify what exactly you wanted to arrive on time to).

I wish to go rock climbing.


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12 Aug 2011, 6:10 am

Granted. You find yourself a little rock and stand on it.

I wish for first prize.


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12 Aug 2011, 8:20 am

Granted. Your first prize is just a ribbon along with nothing but a penny. No huge amount of cash or trophies.

I wish I could go on vacation.


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12 Aug 2011, 8:58 am

Granted. You win an all-expenses-paid trip to Somalia.

I wish to go on a cruise to the Bahamas.


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12 Aug 2011, 11:41 am

Granted...on the Royal Redneck Cruiseline, your ship is a 30" john boat & all the bait is FREE!


I wish the kids school would start NOW



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12 Aug 2011, 4:12 pm

Granted, they never come back from school. 8O

I wish to REALLY do something productive with my day.


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12 Aug 2011, 5:17 pm

Granted. You spend all day cleaning cat litter at your local cat shelter.

I wish to know where every lost item is.


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12 Aug 2011, 8:37 pm

Granted, you are trapped in the room of requirements with all the lost items.

I wish I had an ice cream cone.



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12 Aug 2011, 10:30 pm

Granted, you are IN the room of requirements....just think for one!


I wish for a good nights sleep!



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13 Aug 2011, 12:23 am

Granted. You sleep for the next 20 years.

I wish for a brand new dollar bill.


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13 Aug 2011, 8:18 am

Granted. It is a brand new counterfit dollar bill.

I wish I had an Autobot transformer as a car like Sam with Bumblebee.


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13 Aug 2011, 8:23 am

Granted. How's this?

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I wish I had the biggest chocolate bar in the world.