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13 Aug 2011, 9:00 am

Granted, you eat all of it in one sitting & now have the biggest tummy-ache in the world.

I wish for a pleasant day today.



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14 Aug 2011, 1:43 am

Granted your day was already pleasant

I wish to go to the bathroom in the next 5 minutes.



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14 Aug 2011, 1:44 am

Granted, a random person is given a pleasant day.

I wish for a strawberry milk shake.


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14 Aug 2011, 8:13 am

Granted, you take a strawberry & some milk...shake & viola; your wish is granted.


I wish my sinus' would clear up



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14 Aug 2011, 8:24 am

Granted, your nose falls off and everything is cleared out now, for all to see.

I wish I had another cup of coffee.


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14 Aug 2011, 12:17 pm

Granted a hole happens in the cup as you lift it to your mouth

I wish I could take a nap



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14 Aug 2011, 12:25 pm

Granted, you wake up after 3.2 seconds.

I wish I knew what people were thinking.


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14 Aug 2011, 12:32 pm

Granted that would be very tiring

I wish these flies would leave me a lone.



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14 Aug 2011, 12:44 pm

Granted, a group of vultures eat you.

I wish I wasn't bored.


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14 Aug 2011, 6:25 pm

Granted, now you are just lumber (instead of board)


I wish I was more clever!



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14 Aug 2011, 7:27 pm

Granted. You are more clever, but now you can't remember anything.

I wish for a private party in an expensive restaurant.


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14 Aug 2011, 7:40 pm

Yensid wrote:
I wish for a private party in an expensive restaurant.

Granted.

The expensive restaurant is 8,000 miles away from you, and the party starts in five minutes.

I wish to have better communications skills.


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14 Aug 2011, 7:51 pm

Granted, but the rest of existence just disapeared.

I wish I didn't have to edit this because I forgot to add a question.


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15 Aug 2011, 3:15 am

Granted. A question was already there, in an invisible font.

I wish for a cool breeze.


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15 Aug 2011, 9:08 am

Granted, it comes in the form of an F-5 tornado.

I wish my family wasn't so screwed up!



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15 Aug 2011, 4:19 pm

Granted, they are pinned up on a wall.


I wish to have an average of 20 posts a day on WP, so that I could average about 7000 posts a year. :D