Corrupt A Wish

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15 Aug 2011, 4:39 pm

Granted, but you are just one short. So your face is replaced to like the Elephant Man.

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I wish I could read minds at will.

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15 Aug 2011, 5:09 pm

Granted. You can read the minds of slugs whenever you want to.

I wish for a post-it note.

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15 Aug 2011, 6:05 pm

Granted, you have the GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS for the ***BIGGEST*** post-it note (it is the size of a football field!)

I wish I had a banana split.

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15 Aug 2011, 9:05 pm

Granted, your bananna is split into two rotten stinky messy peices.

I wish that I had a sense of humor.

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16 Aug 2011, 1:45 am

Granted, but nobody else understands it.

I wish I was funny to other people.

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16 Aug 2011, 1:53 am

Granted, everybody thinks that you are funny, but you don't know why.

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16 Aug 2011, 12:05 pm

Yensid wrote:

Granted, everybody thinks that you are funny, but you don't know why.

and what is your wish, disney spelled backwards???

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16 Aug 2011, 2:45 pm

I wish for the world's biggest steak.

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16 Aug 2011, 4:26 pm

Granted; you get the worlds biggest steak...frozen & there's no oven, grill or cooker big enough for it!

I wish someone else would cook supper tonight!

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16 Aug 2011, 5:14 pm

Granted. A passing stranger cooks for you tonight. I hope you like fried lettuce and baked orange juice.

I wish that I had a real wish.

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16 Aug 2011, 6:36 pm

Granted, you wish you had a fake wish, and it came true. Owait...

I wish my wish did not come true.

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16 Aug 2011, 6:42 pm

granted, but the radiation from your avatar makes your wish come true.

I wish I could have a vacation!

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16 Aug 2011, 6:44 pm

Granted. Enjoy your stay in a shack in the middle of this warzone in Afghanistan.

I wish I lived in New York City.

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16 Aug 2011, 10:30 pm

Granted, your Maytag washing machine box (in an ally off of 67th St.) is all ready for your move in.

I wish my kids could go to boarding school.

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16 Aug 2011, 11:03 pm

Granted, they go to a skateboarding school.

I wish I had a lump of Scandium metal so I could take a picture of it and upload it as my avatar.

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17 Aug 2011, 12:45 am

Granted the flash melts it

I wish to find something to eat in the next 5 minutes

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