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The Man with Two Brains (1983)

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people!

Also from that movie:

Dr. Brandon: "Well, Dr. Beckerman was murdered in Europe- you know that."

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: "Exactly. Not only is he dead, he's six thousand miles away."

Muppets Most Wanted (2014)

Constantine the Frog: My name will go down in history as greatest thief of all time.
Dominic Badguy: You mean our names, right?
Constantine the Frog: Of course. My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar, your name.

"I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey."

Charles Gray as The Criminologist in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Kyle, will you please post twice, in-a-row, so I won't have to keep highlighting your posts, to read them? (I went back to the green/blue forum, and you're on blue, right now.)

Dominic Badguy: Dominic. International tour manager.
[he puts his business card on the table in front of the muppets, Fozzie reads his name]
Fozzie Bear: Dominic Badguy?
Dominic Badguy: "Badjee". It's French.
Muppets: Oh!

"Muppets Most Wanted"

You did? How did that happen?

"I wish I was the monster you think I am."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones.

Nevermind----I just posted twice-in-a-row, so you'd land on green.....

Office Space (1999)

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's...it's not that hard. Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it, until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm...well, why don't you just uh...go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Really? I'm still on the white.

"No, Lieutenant Bergman. I don't want to hear about lunch nor dinner, either."

Colonel Klink in Hogan's Heroes.

Nah, it's all right.

"No, you fool. We're following orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it."

Dark Helmet in Spaceballs.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

Captain Teague: I heard where you're headed. The fountain.
Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light.

"We can do this the easy way or the hard way." (One battle later) "They always pick the hard way."

Agent Kay in Men in Black: The Series.

David: "It's Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John----not Sharon, Tracey, Tara, and Debbie."

"The Vicar of Dibley"

"Who is this man?!/What is this man doing here?!"

Major Hochstetter in Hogan's Heroes.

Mr. Malfoy: "You saw only what the Dark Lord wanted you to see."

"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"