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25 Dec 2007, 5:22 pm

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Granted. It has no straps.

I wish I wasn't bored.


WHEN I SAY NO REPERCUSSIONS I MEAN NO REPERCUSSIONS

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25 Dec 2007, 7:14 pm

Granted, it arrives today.


I wish getting financial aid was easy.



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25 Dec 2007, 7:15 pm

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Granted, it arrives today.


I wish getting financial aid was easy.


Granted! its so damn easy you just have to go to the bank and sign your name and wait 6-8 weeks and a check in the mail will arrive... it is NOT a loan!

i wish the wishes we make on here came true in real life


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25 Dec 2007, 7:20 pm

Granted, but there is a waiting period in which time you may change your mind or something better comes along.


I wish I had a musical Tesla coil with Faraday cage.



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25 Dec 2007, 7:20 pm

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Granted, but there is a waiting period in which time you may change your mind or something better comes along.


I wish I had a musical Tesla coil with Faraday cage.


Granted! but the tesla coil is only a 1.5T coil... and is not very powerful... in fact quite weak

i wish i had a private jet... with powerchair tiedown brackets cuz i cant transfer to an airplane seat!


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25 Dec 2007, 7:39 pm

Granted, but it can only do Mach 2.


I wish my birds could live forever healthy and happy.



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25 Dec 2007, 7:41 pm

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Granted, but it can only do Mach 2.


I wish my birds could live forever healthy and happy.


Granted! no corruption im having trouble thinking of corruption right now

i wish apple made the iphone easy to hack again


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25 Dec 2007, 8:12 pm

Granted, but I don't know quite how you want to hack it so no corruption.


I wish turtleneck sweaters were made with real turtle necks.



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25 Dec 2007, 8:13 pm

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Granted, but I don't know quite how you want to hack it so no corruption.


I wish turtleneck sweaters were made with real turtle necks.


Not Granted! this would constitute abuse of an endangered species!

I wish i could have a 1000 inch plasma TV


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25 Dec 2007, 8:32 pm

Granted, but each time you turn it on your neighborhood experiences a brownout.


I wish I could figure out Visual Basic, I don't find the documentation to the Visual Basic Studio.net 2003 too particularly useful since I need a tutorial and introduction first.



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25 Dec 2007, 8:47 pm

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Granted, but each time you turn it on your neighborhood experiences a brownout.


I wish I could figure out Visual Basic, I don't find the documentation to the Visual Basic Studio.net 2003 too particularly useful since I need a tutorial and introduction first.

Granted! but the tutorial DVD set costs 500 dollars!

i wish i had my own nuclear power plant!


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25 Dec 2007, 8:59 pm

Granted, but it's in Russia in a deserted town.


I wish more cockatiels came in more colors than gray and yellow.



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25 Dec 2007, 9:05 pm

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Granted, but it's in Russia in a deserted town.


I wish more cockatiels came in more colors than gray and yellow.

granted but the cockateals were bred in my nuclear powerplant and glow green!! !

I wish to own the New York Stock Exchange


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25 Dec 2007, 9:11 pm

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I wish to own the New York Stock Exchange


Granted, but American Airlines is now owned by Iran.


I wish my sister had her own fast computer so she'd quit saying, "Ben, I want on the computer!" and taking mine all the time. She has a slow one, so she prefers to use mine. I made an account for her, now she feels she has a right. Oy vey gevault!



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25 Dec 2007, 9:52 pm

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I wish my sister had her own fast computer so she'd quit saying, "Ben, I want on the computer!" and taking mine all the time. She has a slow one, so she prefers to use mine. I made an account for her, now she feels she has a right. Oy vey gevault!


Granted.She gets yours & you get her slow one & now you bug her all the time to use hers.

I wish i knew how to upload photo's onto WP.


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25 Dec 2007, 10:34 pm

[quote="syzygyish"]I wish i knew how to upload photo's onto WP.[/quote]

http://photobucket.com/ if you want to upload your own. Otherwise, right-click, copy image location, paste image location in between these [img][/img] like this: [img]imagelocation[/img]

If you're using IE then right-click the image, properties, highlight image location, copy, and then place the image location between [img][/img]

Don't ever use google image search, use Wikimedia commons. Some people embed obscene images if you try to copy from there websites. I have learned that the difficult way.

Granted, but it took me four paragraphs.


I wish Pavi bird will at least live 20 years.