Corrupt A Wish

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23 Aug 2011, 2:48 am

Granted. You understand you.

I wish that tomorrow would be exactly 10 degrees cooler than today.

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23 Aug 2011, 1:08 pm

granted, everyday from now on, tomorrows high is 10 degrees less than the day before...before long the whole earth is frozen & Al Gore now feels vindicated (although he STILL didn't invent the internet!)

I wish I won the lotto.

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24 Aug 2011, 12:33 pm

Granted, and then the Mafia wants its "fair share".

I wish I owned every planet and satellite in the solar system except for Earth.

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24 Aug 2011, 12:36 pm

granted, but you have to pay ownership taxes to the Earth.

I wish my nephew heals quickly (he got hit by a car jaywalking on Monday)

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24 Aug 2011, 12:40 pm

Granted, no corruption. I hope he heals as well as possible. Glad he's still alive.

I wish to pay taxes by orbital bombardment of the Earth with gold until they stop asking for taxes.

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24 Aug 2011, 12:43 pm

(thanks for the non-corruption! We are also VERY THANKFUL he's alive...dumb kid; he's 18 & "knows everything"....except how to use a cross walk, it seems!)

granted, gold is found on one of your other planets & it's now worth about 5o cents a pound.

I wish this school year passes quickly.

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25 Aug 2011, 9:50 am

Granted, It all happens so fast you forget everything you learned including the time spent with friends at lunch time.

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25 Aug 2011, 3:07 pm

Eccent wrote:

Granted, It all happens so fast you forget everything you learned including the time spent with friends at lunch time.

Two problems here:

1) I'm not in school (& my daughter will be graduating at the end of this year....

)

2) You didn't make a wish for me to corrupt! :-

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26 Aug 2011, 1:10 am

AHHHHHH! Sorry about that. I was sleepy I guess. Ummm, okay. Than all that happens to the daughter XD

As for my wish I want 9999999 dollars!! !

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26 Aug 2011, 9:00 am

granted.....but no bank will cash it

i want to go to bed

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26 Aug 2011, 6:13 pm

granted, you go to lay down in an ANT BED.

I wish I had a banana split.

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27 Aug 2011, 1:33 am

Granted. A banana walks in, does the splits, and walks out.

I wish that I had some green eggs and ham.

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27 Aug 2011, 10:30 am

granted, all the eggs in your frigidaire are rotten & thus green.

I wish to have a good day.

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29 Aug 2011, 4:02 pm

granted, but that was yesterday, so today is just terrible...

I wish for some chocolate covered strawberries

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29 Aug 2011, 10:27 pm

Granted, but the chocolate is 100% cacao, and doesn't taste good at all.

I wish I had some good-tasting chocolate-covered strawberries.

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29 Aug 2011, 11:57 pm

granted....you DID have some good tasting chocolate covered strawberries the LAST time you had some good tasting chocolate covered strawberries.

I wish I could sleep at night.

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