Corrupt A Wish

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30 Aug 2011, 8:59 am

Granted, but you have nightmares of dragons and wicked stepmothers every night you sleep.

I wish for a good day of school today.

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30 Aug 2011, 7:00 pm

granted....your definition of good has changed to include chaos in the classroom, riots in the 'rithmatic class & mayhem in homeroom

I wish marching band season was over.

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31 Aug 2011, 12:33 pm

Granted, but now the marching band members continue to practice indoors and you happen to be neighbours to a family that has 20 children in band.

I wish that I might be able to facilitate the development of a self sustaining space industry.

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31 Aug 2011, 1:25 pm

granted: you are full of hot air.

I wish iamnotaparakeet does NOT catch me after my little pun.

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31 Aug 2011, 1:28 pm

Wish not granted.

I wish I had a hundred trillion dollars that wasn't in Zimbabwe currency.

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31 Aug 2011, 1:31 pm

Ok, granted, here it is in CSA currency.

I wish for whirled peas.

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01 Sep 2011, 6:18 pm

granted, the jar of them is broken.

I wish everyone would just get along.

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01 Sep 2011, 6:50 pm

Granted, but only as soon as everyone mutually decides to get along which will probably never happen.

I wish I had a portable 1.21 gigawatt 595nm laser along with portable power supply.

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02 Sep 2011, 1:07 am

Granted, but it is only a femtosecond pulse.

I wish for the wrong thing.

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02 Sep 2011, 1:42 am

Granted...it is the right thing...for the wrong person. :twisted:

I wish for reverse psychology.

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02 Sep 2011, 4:43 am

Granted. You now say what you don't mean and don't know what you think.

I wish for an answer.

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02 Sep 2011, 10:36 am

The density of the Earth is 344.3 Lb/ft^3 and the density of the Earth's moon is 209.1 Lb/ft^3, there's an answer although it is an answer to a question you didn't ask but then again since you didn't ask a specific question that I saw you thus got an answer at random.

I wish for a pizza.

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02 Sep 2011, 12:49 pm

Granted. You have a 100-year old pizza.

I wish for a banana milk shake.

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02 Sep 2011, 12:52 pm

Granted. The bananas in it are 100% bruised and the milk is sour.

I wish I couldn't feel pain.

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02 Sep 2011, 1:24 pm

granted, all your nerves are fried...in addition to not feeling pain, you can't smell or taste, either.

I wish for a banana split.

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02 Sep 2011, 2:58 pm

Granted. It is split but filled with sour cream and chocolate-coated-fried spiders legs.

I wish for my tv to switch off the second I go to sleep.

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