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10 Sep 2011, 2:06 pm

Granted. Your head goes away.

I wish for a rubber duck.


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10 Sep 2011, 2:19 pm

Granted. It has melted and is severely deformed now, but that doesn't matter, duck is duck.

I wish for a box of chocolates.



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10 Sep 2011, 2:39 pm

Granted but they are filled with hot chilli flavouring.

I wish for a drink of iced water.



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10 Sep 2011, 10:14 pm

Granted, but it was infected with E. Coli and you're gonna have a bad case of diarrhea.

I wish I had an army of killer robots that obey me unconditionally



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11 Sep 2011, 12:01 am

the killer robots are painted hot pink.

i wish i can ride a flying penguin.



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11 Sep 2011, 11:07 am

granted, the flying penguin suddenly stops working whilst you are flying over a storm in the pacific ocean

i wish i could stay in england


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11 Sep 2011, 11:24 am

Granted. You are locked in an ancient dungeon for the tourists to stare at.

I wish that I could fly like an eagle.


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11 Sep 2011, 4:12 pm

granted....but they never taught you the landing sequence.


I wish I could go on holiday to London.



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11 Sep 2011, 8:44 pm

MsMarginalized wrote:
granted....but they never taught you the landing sequence.


I wish I could go on holiday to London.


Granted, but all you get to see is questions28 locked in his ancient dungeon.

I wish to go 4 years back in time.



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12 Sep 2011, 1:27 am

krankes_hirn wrote:
MsMarginalized wrote:
granted....but they never taught you the landing sequence.


I wish I could go on holiday to London.


Granted, but all you get to see is questions28 locked in his ancient dungeon.

I wish to go 4 years back in time.


granted, but you end up getting kidnapped and get tortured for the rest of your life.

i wish i had a super fast internet connection so i wont have to worry about so many people hogging it and making it lag.



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12 Sep 2011, 9:30 am

Granted, but it is only available for one minute per day.

I wish for a new watch.


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12 Sep 2011, 10:46 am

Granted, but it display the time backwards.

I wish for a new pair of shoes.



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12 Sep 2011, 7:10 pm

Granted, they are hideous and to small for your feet.

I wish that days last 32 hours.



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13 Sep 2011, 12:11 am

granted, but now earth is in a massive cluster mess.

i wish for something extremely bad to happen to autism speaks.



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13 Sep 2011, 6:10 pm

Granted, but people feel sorry for them, so they get a lot of new supporters.

I wish that I was outside instead of working today.


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13 Sep 2011, 6:40 pm

granted, just like the 2 sand fleas in A Bugs Life "you're fired" (JK :!: )


I wish we could have some rain.