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Not granted, instead KGB agents hunt you don't and set you on fire.



I wish that you would not grant me this wish.

granted, but since you asked for it not to be granted, the universe just implodes instead.

I wish that the next posters wish would not be corrupted.

A fairy comes down and hits you on the head for making a wish for another’s wish. You lay unconscious for three day then wake up with a nasty head ache.

I wish lemons where sweet tasting.

Granted, but their sweetness comes from a very poisonous substance that will give you a very long and agonizing dead.

I wish i could give itchy feet to boring teachers.

Granted you can now give itchy feet to boring teachers and the boring teacher gives a three hour lecture on itchy feet fallowed by a four hour lecture and when to use dead vs. death.

I wish healthcare was more affordability without losing quality.

granted, you live in a fairy tail.


I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted and then the police arrest you for passing counterfeit bills.

I wish it was easier to potty train a toddler.

Granted, but they will be twice as annoying as teenagers.

I wish I had a piano.

Granted but it's unable to be tuned correctly.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted you now have so much energy that you run around frantically for a few days unable to stop and then drop over dead from lack of sleep.

I wish it was easier to get time off approved at my work.

Granted, you tell your boss where he can show the job and he gives you lots of time off.

I wish for a cool date this evening.

Granted, your body is found scattered across Antarctica.



I wish for the planet Earth to be obliterated.

Granted, planet Earth is obliterated, you included. Just as well I made a backup of the planet!

I wish for zombies to eat all politicians.

Granted, now zombies are running the government so only a slight improvement.

I wish to never be bitten by a toddler again.

Granted, only adults bite you now.

I wish for an apple.

Granted you get a ridiculously slow apple computer.

I wish for squirrels to fall from the sky.