Corrupt A Wish

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JayneDoh
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21 Sep 2011, 2:59 pm

Granted, but they all go nuts and bite you too!

I wish for an ice cream.

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21 Sep 2011, 4:25 pm

granted, it is whereever that banana split of mine is (I keep wishin' for one & haven't gotten it yet!)

I wish for a banana split.

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21 Sep 2011, 6:22 pm

Granted, but the workers at the shop don't know anything because their employer keeps firing everyone and hiring everyone else. As such, they think that you wanted a turtle sundae.

I wish that more people would use their minds to think about academic subjects rather than making excuses not to learn.

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23 Sep 2011, 4:04 pm

granted, now everyone wants to quit work & go back to school.

I wish my sister wasn't such a fat, pig, biotch!

krankes_hirn
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23 Sep 2011, 7:21 pm

Granted, now you are.

I wish I could sit far behind in the bus and read at the same time without getting sick.

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23 Sep 2011, 7:37 pm

Granted, now you just get sick anywhere else in the bus or outside it.

~

I wish My Little Pony is stopped.

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23 Sep 2011, 10:09 pm

this is one of those wishes that I'll grant WITHOUT corrupting it (for all of humanities sake!)

I wish my kid could go to the Halloween Horror night that she wants to.

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24 Sep 2011, 6:20 pm

Wish granted. Your kid is now emotionally scarred for life from the one-armed rapist she encountered there.

I wish that wishes cannot be corrupted.

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24 Sep 2011, 10:21 pm

Granted, but they are dumb as hell.

I wish my room wasn't so orange.

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krankes_hirn
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24 Sep 2011, 10:37 pm

Wallourdes wrote:

Granted, now you just get sick anywhere else in the bus or outside it.

~

I wish My Little Pony is stopped.

I I get sick while sitting behind my wish is not granted.

Granted, now it's even more orange.

I wish I weren't so lazy.

MsMarginalized
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26 Sep 2011, 3:02 pm

granted, now come & clean my house

I wish my kid would chill out & stop being such a drama queen!

PHISHA51
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27 Sep 2011, 5:15 am

Granted, but your child becomes a rebel and will not listen to you.

I wish for college to be easy.

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27 Sep 2011, 2:37 pm

granted, but now it's a 15-year process to graduate.

I wish I had a good hair day!

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28 Sep 2011, 12:12 am

Granted. Your hair now looks like Richard Simmons on a good day.

I wish for a perfect cup of tea.

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28 Sep 2011, 6:52 am

Granted, but I slipped and spilled the cup of tea on your lap when I was just about to give it to you.

I wish to have heat vision.

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Shishka
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28 Sep 2011, 9:10 am

Granted, but you become blind from the heat from your own eyes.

I wish for michael jackson to come back to life.

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