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Sirius: "Nice one, James." (He was talking to Harry.)

"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

"German Officer: (Approaches a disguised Hogan) "Might I assist you?"

Hogan: (pointing at officer) "This man is to be court martialed and SHOT!"

German Officer: "But Herr General, I've not even greeted you yet!"

Hogan: "That's why! You're too slow!"

Hogan's Heroes.

Narrator: Antarctica, an inhospitable wasteland, but even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom, we find life. And not just any life: penguins. Joyous, frolicking, waddling, cute and cuddly life. Look at them, tumbling onto their chubby bum bums. Who could take these frisky little snow-clowns...
[as the older penguins almost fall on baby Skipper, Rico and Kowalski, they quickly move out of the way]
Skipper: Seriously? Does anyone even know where we're marching to?
Penguin 1: Who cares.
Penguin 2: I question nothing.
Penguin 3: Me, too.
Penguin 4: Me, too.
Skipper: Well, fine. We'll just fly to the front of the line and see for ourselves. Kowalski, Rico, engage aerial surveillance.
[the three penguins start flapping their wings to fly but find that they can't]
Skipper, we appear to be flightless.
[looking at his wings]
Skipper: Oh, well, what's the point of these?
[suddenly Rico slaps Skipper wing like a high five]
Skipper: Oh, I like it. Hey, this could be our thing. What do you call it? Let's call it the, uh... high one.

"Penguins of Madagascar"

German Guard: "Nein!"

Newkirk: "Oh no, must be half past ten by now."

Hogan's Heroes.

Harry: "Professor Moody----what are you doing here?"

Professor Moody: "Rescuing you, of course."

"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

Colonel Klink: "Colonel Hogan, I'm very busy this morning - dispatches from Berlin. What is it?"

Colonel Hogan: "I want to register a complaint on behalf of my men."

Colonel Klink: (Sarcastically) "Really? A complaint. Not sufficient entertainment, perhaps."

Colonel Hogan: "No, you're funny enough."

Hogan's Heroes.

Mrs. Weasley: "No----that's enough. You say any more, and you may as well induct him into the Order, straightaway."

Harry: "Good----I want to join. If Voldemort is raising an army, I want to fight."

"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

"Gandalf! Denethor has lost his mind! He's burning Faramir alive!"

Pippin in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.

Mr. Weasley: "I've never used the Visitor's Entrance, before----should be fun. I'll just get my Muggle money....."

"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

"Hello? Oh, hi. . . I didn't mean to hang up on you before but you really do have the wrong number. This is a prisoner of war camp. Who am I? I'm a prisoner."

Carter in Hogan's Heroes.

Newsstand Vendor: "'The Daily Prophet', ladies and gentlemen----anybody, 'The Daily Prophet'..... Dumbledore----is he daft, or is he dangerous?"

"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

"One thing I cannot abide is a dishonest police officer."

Bugs Bunny in The Looney Tunes.

[after they have just blown up a ship and rescued the egg Private hasn't hatched from yet]
Skipper: Kowalski, analysis.
Kowalski: We are really...awesome at this!
Skipper: High one!
[they all high five]

"Penguins of Madagascar"

(after Private's egg hatches)
Private: Are you my family?
(the three penguins turn and nod to each other before turning back to face Private)
Kowalski: You don't have a family, and we're all gonna die.
Private: What?
(Skipper elbows Kowalski)
Kowalski: What? I thought that was what we were all nodding about.
(Skipper hits Kowalski)
Skipper: No one's gonna die. You know what you got, kid? You've got us. We've got each other. And if that ain't a family, I don't know what is.
(to Kowalski)
Skipper: What's our trajectory?
Kowalski: Ninety-five percent certain we're still doomed.
Skipper: And the, uh...other five percent.
Kowalski: Adventuring and glory like no penguins have ever seen before.
Skipper: I'll take that action.

"Penguins of Madagascar"

"There's no need to drive fast, it just increases the percentage of risk. We're not in a hurry, I'm not being paid. Right now, with zero incentive or reward, why would I drive fast?"

Niki Lauda in Rush.

[Skipper looks around and sees Private missing]
Skipper: Where did Private go?
[they walk over closer to the vending machine]
Kowalski: Oh, there he is.
[they see Private is stuck up in the machine]
Kowalski: D3.
Skipper: How much is he?
Kowalski: He's three dollars and fifty cents, sir.
Skipper: Well that's outrageous. Even for Private.
[suddenly and octopus tentacle comes out of vending machine slot, grabs Rico and takes him into the machine]
Kowalski: Sir, the machine is alive!
[the octopus tentacle comes out of vending machine again and takes Kowalski]
Skipper: Well, I don't think I like your attitude, vending machine. Or your prices! Release them!

"Penguins of Madagascar"