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TallyMan
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11 Apr 2010, 5:01 am

Takes the role of the super cyborg in Terminator 5... she doesn't need a stunt double! 8O


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11 Apr 2010, 5:10 am

Has returned to his childhood dream of being a lumberjack, wearing a pink lederhosen and yodelling all the time. 8O



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11 Apr 2010, 5:13 am

Scriptwriter for the Monty Python series.


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11 Apr 2010, 5:36 am

Bollywood dancer. 8O



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11 Apr 2010, 5:51 am

Writer of Croatian subtitles for Bollywood films.


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11 Apr 2010, 6:30 am

Burns Chinese pirated DVDs of Bollywood films with Croatian subtitles.


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11 Apr 2010, 8:05 am

Low class Bhutanese shoemaker and repairman



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11 Apr 2010, 9:26 am

Manufacturer of black marks on white paper or on screen that convey meaning to those understanding the arrangement of such marks.


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11 Apr 2010, 9:41 am

First class mongoose-keeper. Selling extra brand mongooses, with or without necessary protective equipment.



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11 Apr 2010, 9:44 am

Manages a black market.


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11 Apr 2010, 9:49 am

Italian Mafioso, currently residing in Manilla, Capone's third grandson's cousin.



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11 Apr 2010, 9:54 am

Manufacturer of concrete wellington boots for the Mafia.


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11 Apr 2010, 9:56 am

Manufacturer of multicoloured shoelaces for the concrete wellington boots.



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11 Apr 2010, 9:59 am

Personal trainer for wannabe Mafia types... teaches them how to curl their lip, slur words and wear a crooked hat and most of important how to pronounce Mama properly.


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11 Apr 2010, 10:01 am

I'd like to see that! :lol:


Professional karaoke singer, specialised at entertaining Mafia bosses. Favourite branches of music are polka, yodelling and doing Elvis impersonations.



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11 Apr 2010, 10:04 am

Professional female wrestler, has a mean reputation and is known for throwing her opponents out of the ring.


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