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20 Jan 2010, 3:22 pm

Autism is caused by members of various conspiracies...



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20 Jan 2010, 4:17 pm

Autism is caused by chewing gum.


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20 Jan 2010, 4:46 pm

Autism is caused by stepping on chewing gum. :evil:


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20 Jan 2010, 5:01 pm

Autism is caused by getting old.


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20 Jan 2010, 5:02 pm

Autism is caused by getting younger.


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20 Jan 2010, 5:14 pm

Autism is caused by God.


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20 Jan 2010, 5:16 pm

Autism is caused by leaping from high buildings with a small parachute while playing the guitar and whistling the blues.


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20 Jan 2010, 5:17 pm

Autism is caused by TallyMan farting.


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20 Jan 2010, 5:19 pm

Autism is caused by standing down wind of me. :lol:


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20 Jan 2010, 5:20 pm

Autism is caused by the Reptilians.


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20 Jan 2010, 6:14 pm

Autism is caused by Christmas.


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20 Jan 2010, 6:41 pm

Autism is caused by Fireworks.



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20 Jan 2010, 6:52 pm

Autism is caused by being there watching the fireworks in the new years :lol:


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20 Jan 2010, 6:52 pm

Autism is caused by that period between Christmas and Hannukah where nothin' happens.


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20 Jan 2010, 7:53 pm

Autism is caused by pee.


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20 Jan 2010, 10:50 pm

Autism is caused by cow dung.


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