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granted, he's a zombie now.


I wish marching band season was over.

Granted, but the season is 364 days long, so the next season starts tomorrow.

Granted, your memory is still with the roll up keyboard. (you should probably go get that)

I wish for the ability to control time and space.

Granted, but the Q Continuum decide they don't like this arrangement and transplant you into another universe where you are free to manipulate time and space without bothering the Q here.




I wish I had a planetoid made of gold and in orbit of the planet Mars.

Granted, but you have no way of ever getting to it or proving that it is yours.

I wish the sky was purple

Granted, but the pollution that makes it purple is making everyone see frequent hallucinations of squirrels.

I wish I had all anime on the planet, in their uncensored versions, all neatly sorted in an archive of mine.

All of the "uncensored" anime that you own, are actually westernized versions of the anime but are still "uncensored" because it does not abridge the anime.

I wish I could go inside other's heads and modify their brains/enter their dreams.

wish granted you enter into the dream of sick and demented person and them are stuck there forever!

and what is your wish, steveburns?

MsMarginalized, I grant your wish of knowing what steveburns would wish for, unfortunately he wishes that you would never find out the answer to that question (why he didn't write it himself).

I wish to be happy as often as I am sad, and to have equal amounts of good and bad luck.

Granted, but your happiness comes at a price. You'll have to cut your ear off. MWHAHAHAHA.

I wish I'll never become blind or deaf.

granted, but you lose your sense of smell & taste.


I wish I could have shrimp for lunch.

Granted, but the shrimp is still alive.

I wish my Biology Lab class weren't so difficult.

Granted, but your math classes get harder.

I wish I didn't have a glass of water.

Granted, you have been teleported to the Sahara Desert.

I wish that I had unlimited power.

Granted, but it only lasts for five seconds, starting when you reach the end of this sentence.

I wish I wished more often.