Corrupt A Wish

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19 Oct 2011, 12:37 pm

Granted, but now it's time to migrate.

I wish I had a cherry-limeade.

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19 Oct 2011, 5:06 pm

granted but refills cost a fortune!

I wish my girlfriend lived nearby

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19 Oct 2011, 5:18 pm

granted........but now you live in china

i wish i could walk though walls

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19 Oct 2011, 5:54 pm

granted, you live in the 1800's in Japan & all the walls are made out of rice paper (& all ya' get to eat is FISH and RICE.)

I wish I had a banana split for dessert.

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21 Oct 2011, 9:30 pm

Granted. I split a banana in half with my bare hands, throwing each half onto a dirty floor. Bon appetit.
I wish fictional characters could be brought to life.

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21 Oct 2011, 11:38 pm

Granted. You are about to meet Cthulhu.

I wish that I could be an internet celebrity.

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22 Oct 2011, 8:38 pm

Aren't ALL of us here on WP internet celebrities?

I wish I could go out for a sundae.

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24 Oct 2011, 12:08 am

bump

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24 Oct 2011, 11:38 pm

Granted. You go out for a prune-and-liver flavored ice cream sundae, with ground meal worms as a topping.

I wish that I could remember what I forgot to do today.

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25 Oct 2011, 2:12 am

Yensid wrote:

Granted. You go out for a prune-and-liver flavored ice cream sundae, with ground meal worms as a topping.

I wish that I could remember what I forgot to do today.

You remember something... really bad. And then get hit by a bus.

... I'm no good at this.

I wish I could be become invisible (and back again..) at will!

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25 Oct 2011, 7:03 am

Granted, you are now a ghost.

I wish for a perfect excuse.

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25 Oct 2011, 1:34 pm

Granted, but your life is so boring, you never need to use it.

I wish it would snow.

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25 Oct 2011, 4:35 pm

Granted, but now there's so much that it overloads your house...and car.

I wish Caf-Pows were real.

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25 Oct 2011, 5:52 pm

Granted, you're name is Abbey & you are a forensic tech. on a tv show called NCIS.

I wish I had a new bike.

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26 Oct 2011, 9:21 am

granted......and i have 51 more so sit down and play poker w/ me

i wish my sinuses would open up

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27 Oct 2011, 8:08 pm

granted, your sinus's are open for business (but who really wants to buy boogies?)

I wish I were NT.

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