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28 Oct 2011, 6:28 pm

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granted, your sinus's are open for business (but who really wants to buy boogies?)


I wish I were NT.


Granted! You are now Sarah Palin!

I wish I were an android.



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28 Oct 2011, 8:25 pm

Granted, now you are Sarah's personal attendant (as I have LEFT THE BODY after puking....AND I'M A REGISTERED REPUBLICAN!)


I wish politicians weren't so corrupt!



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30 Oct 2011, 3:41 am

Granted! Politicians are now no longer corrupt. They're now inept.

I wish I didn't have to vote for the lesser of two evils.



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30 Oct 2011, 8:03 am

Granted. Now you can only vote for a single evil candidate.

I wish for more money in my bank account.


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30 Oct 2011, 12:45 pm

Granted. And now you have to support your grandma.
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30 Oct 2011, 1:32 pm

Rocky wrote:
Granted! Politicians are now no longer corrupt. They're now inept.

I wish I didn't have to vote for the lesser of two evils.


I think the problem is that they've been corrupt & inept for MANY years now!


Granted, Nostrodummies predictions that in December of 2012 the fine people of the fictional city/state of Atlantis would all show up in Times Square, thus proving that Atlantis is not fictional (although clothing seems to be optional there....)


I wish I had a hot fudge sundae.



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30 Oct 2011, 7:03 pm

MsMarginalized wrote:
Rocky wrote:
Granted! Politicians are now no longer corrupt. They're now inept.

I wish I didn't have to vote for the lesser of two evils.


I think the problem is that they've been corrupt & inept for MANY years now!


Granted, Nostrodummies predictions that in December of 2012 the fine people of the fictional city/state of Atlantis would all show up in Times Square, thus proving that Atlantis is not fictional (although clothing seems to be optional there....)


I wish I had a hot fudge sundae.


I'm glad to hear that. If they are inept enough, their corruption can't do much harm.

Granted! You can have a hot fudge sundae, but you can't eat it.

I wish I were omniscient. (Then I could spell omniscient without a spell checker.)



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30 Oct 2011, 7:12 pm

Granted... but your finite human brain explodes.

I wish I could fly.



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30 Oct 2011, 7:19 pm

Granted! But you forgot to wish to know how to land, so the vultures are having a hey day after your first landing.

I wish I could think inside the box.



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30 Oct 2011, 7:22 pm

Granted, you can think inside the box. But jeez, now you're stuck inside a box.

I wish I could be best friends with a whale.



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30 Oct 2011, 7:29 pm

Granted! But, while befriending the whale, you agree to re-enact Jonah and the Whale and the whale took the skit a little too seriously. Hope you have a lantern!

I wish I could climb a giant beanstalk and discover a land of giants.



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30 Oct 2011, 7:32 pm

Granted, but they immediately eat you.

I wish that people wouldn't make so much noise.


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30 Oct 2011, 8:08 pm

Granted, you are now deaf.

I wish I was dead.



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30 Oct 2011, 11:40 pm

granted......demons tear apart your body till the end of time

i wish i was alive


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31 Oct 2011, 2:10 pm

Granted, and all it took was 3 grande Starbucks & 5 Redbulls....GOOD LUCK sleeping tonight!


I wish I could go trick-or-treating.



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31 Oct 2011, 3:18 pm

Granted. Apparently your neighbour was a serial killer.

I wish I was dead and there was no afterlife of any sort.