Corrupt A Wish

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You become a zombie and rot in the ground without any hope of revival/final death.

I wish I was a superhero who's power revolved around cannibalism.

Granted, you are a superhero SPIDER....good luck with that.


I wish I had Tom Clancy's new book.

Granted, it'll be in the dollar bin next year...

I wish that every egg that is broken into a frying pan could fly up and soar into the wind

Granted. Now every time you go out, you get hit by flying eggs.

I wish for a flying saucer.

The saucer is filled with milk, which spills on your head whenever you go near it.

I wish for World War III.

Granted, the movie WORLD WAR III is set to be released on Feb. 30, 1012.


I wish I had a kitten.

Granted, the kitten has rabies.

I wish I had a flux-capacitor.

Granted, but somehow you managed to break it before you got it.

I wish for a perfectly delightful evening.

Granted. And now you can enjoy the rest of your life.

I wish I died and there was no afterlife of any sort nor any form of resurrection or zombie thing.

Granted, but someone, someday will invent a time machine, and make you relive your life.

I wish that dragons and unicorns really existed.

Granted. And so do Super Best Friends.

I wish I ruled the world.

Granted. But you now spend all day listening to boring people, making boring speeches.

I wish that people would keep their promises.

Granted, but all you get a death threat from a kid you refused to give sweets to on Halloween.

I wish for an asteroid to wipe out the Earth on Tuesday.

Granted. That wish is already corrupted, so you get it.

I wish for a moment of silence.

Granted, you get a moment of silence at your funeral.

I wish for Summer to be back already.

Granted. Summer is your six-year old bratty neighbor, and she is back to cause trouble for you.

I wish that my computer was faster and smaller, but with a bigger disk drive.