Corrupt A Wish

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Good. You're fired.

I wish that Super Sonic didn't use as many rings.

Granted. The server ate what little you had.

I wish I had more wishes.

Granted. You have an unlimited number of wishes, all corrupted, of course.

I wish for perfection.

Granted; everything is perfect; perfectly corrupt.

I wish for perfect and incorruptible wishes

Granted. You get two perfect, incorruptible wishes that only work in a parallel dimension you don't have access to.

I wish I could see all the dimensions of the universe.

Granted. But all of the other dimensions are completely empty, so there is nothing to see.

I wish that I had a chili dog, with onions, cheese, and jalapenos.

Granted. You will be given a dog. Complete with a bowl of chilies, onions, cheese, and jalapenos. Not the sausage, but a real dog. Would you want a Dachshund or a Shizi?

I wish for something to feast on.

Granted. You get unlimited access to a doghouse. You have to prepare it yourself.

I wish our society would prioritize knowledge over w/e is it that they do now.

Granted. Now knowledge of kumquats and poodles is the higher priority.

I wish that I could take an all-expenses-paid vacation to somewhere fun.

Granted. However, that vacation lasts only five minutes; immediately after setting foot at the destination, you have to return, back to where you came from.

I wish that theimperiousdork had a wish.

Granted. He had one but did not express it.

I wish for a grand feast.

Granted!
You get a grand feast of Klingon food.

I wish for telekinetic powers.

Granted. Now you can throw rocks at yourself using telekinesis.

I wish that I got something productive done today.

Granted.
Now you will be expected to do something productive every day.

I wish I had a cat.

Granted. You now have a feral cat living with you.

I wish that I already finished my Christmas shopping.