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Parch Breedlove. (it's about either of: a band or a 70's porn star)

patch madams [about a group of compassionate streetwalkers with excellent bedtop manner]

The Wicked Itch of the Pest

Fur Coat and No Knackers (veterinary surgeons tell stories of breeding cattle born without the appropriate equipment)

National Harpoon's Shark Bait.

The Benny Hat (Film about a man called Benny and his favourite hat)

68 Hamsters. (an early failed and dog-free run of 101 Dalmatians)

Frankensteins Chicken (budget horror movie; Frankenstein goes to Iceland (frozen food shop) and buys all the frozen chicken parts he can find. He goes home and builds himself a super chicken, in his garden shed. The only problem is the chicken has no head, feet or feathers).

Marks Attacks! (Marks & Spencers hop on flying saucers (own brand) and raid the other shops in a desperate attempt to avoid going bust, but will they succeed? "I have no bleedin' idea" - Wilbur Largepile, Badger Heatpad Monthly)

The Blunderbus. When the sat nav fails a bus full of tourists gets lost and end up in....Manchester.

^ The horror!!

Conan the Librarian. (our muscle-bound hero lends a hand sorting books. Well sometimes there's just not enough stuff that needs avenging, you know?)

Lucy (Film about the history of hallucinagenics. From recreational use to the controversial medical use)

^^that is IMHO not silly at all but a needed social commentary and PSA.

Trollied (four men, four cities, four supermarkets, all weathers. Tales of collecting shopping trollies).

^^^that would make a good movie also