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23 Nov 2011, 1:05 am

Since you did not make a wish, the entire universe collapses ... everyone and everything cease to exist.

I wish to be GOD of the new universe that replaces the old one.

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23 Nov 2011, 3:10 am

Granted, you are the Giver of Dogs. God kicks you out of the hierarchy after the dog problem gets even worse than the one here.

I wish I wished earlier and we do not have a problem with dogs to such an extent that the stray ones continually have to be put to sleep.

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23 Nov 2011, 6:08 am

Granted! Now dogs are so rare that it costs over a million dollars to adopt one.

I wish I had the gravity gun from Half Life 2.

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23 Nov 2011, 12:28 pm

Granted. Whatever a gravity gun is, it quickly destroys everything in a large radius due to the gravitational forces causing a massive implosion. Then, the inverse square formulae disintegrate and more things implode.

I wish that people owned dwarf hamsters instead of dogs.

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24 Nov 2011, 9:37 am

Granted. It turns out that dwarf hamsters breed like crazy, and they eat all the food in the world.

I wish for something to give thanks for.

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24 Nov 2011, 1:27 pm

Granted. And that something is... nothing.

I wish for a quick buck.

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24 Nov 2011, 1:31 pm

Granted, you'll have to be quick to catch it...

I wish for a plate full of roast beef with lots of gravy.

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24 Nov 2011, 4:08 pm

Granted. Your tectonic plate is now full of extremely roasted beef and gravy. It already smells horrible, but imagine what a few more days will do.

I wish I could create and destroy energy.

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24 Nov 2011, 5:25 pm

Granted you are now sitting on the event horizon of a black hole gathering particles and their antiparticles.

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24 Nov 2011, 11:56 pm

I wish Tallyman would make a wish!

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25 Nov 2011, 12:12 am

Granted, he wishes for the whole universe to implode!

I wish I were a Honey Badger.

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25 Nov 2011, 4:24 am

Granted. You are now a badger roasted with a honey dressing.

I wish for a plate of baby back ribs.

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25 Nov 2011, 6:45 am

Granted, but it's not cooked. You will have to cook them.

I wish for a rainbow.

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25 Nov 2011, 7:00 am

Granted; you are given a rainbow flag of gay pride. You are now the symbol of gay men and women all across the world.

I wish for a full dinner buffet line, where I am the only diner.

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25 Nov 2011, 1:00 pm

Granted, but you become so large you are declared to be another Philippine island and people start building houses on you.

I wish I could fly.

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25 Nov 2011, 5:11 pm

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