Corrupt A Wish

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Granted though you realise no sooner are you to realise that Death came for your soul and you are powerless to him.
I wish for an elephant that can communicate to humans and the elephant can hear any human thoughts.

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wish granted but you are no longer human and your veggie burger is ONLY fit for human consumption

I wish for a million pound lottery win

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Wish granted, we shall never be able to air our discrepancies or speak our opinions out loud ever again.

I wish to never have to buy toilet rolls again

Good. You are a toilet. Inception, much?

I wish to be next time.

granted but you will live only on a diet of mushrooms and lemonade for the whole of eternity

I wish for more wine

Granted, you have all the wine in the world but now italy and france are in economical turmoil.

I wish that I was not breaking the shabbot 'rules' right now

Granted. Unfortunately, [The Name] disagrees with me.

I wish for a portable black hole.

Granted, but you encounter a nearby white hole causing both to combine and cancel eachother out.

I wish for everyone to have a wish

Granted; unfortunately, their wishes get corrupted, and they blame you for that.

I wish I have something better to eat.

Granted. You have something better to eat you, and something is better than nothing.

I wish to become the incorruptible [sic].

Granted, but the corruption happens anyway.

I wish to be a minion of Cthulhu!

Granted. Now he knows where you are and has a snack.

I wish I could be perfectly good.

Granted, it ends up being boring so you decide to be perfectly evil and take over the world.

I wish I could play World of Warcraft again.

Why does everyone think about that one way or another after conversing with me?

Granted. You can, but you do not.

I wish that the state of me taking over the world could be determined once and for all.