Corrupt A Wish

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Oaglor
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26 Nov 2011, 4:48 am

Granted, once you take over your cities are attacked by Pineapple Rancors and you must send out shoehorn wielding maniacs to deal with them.

I wish I had the powers of Hibachi Man!

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kevinjh
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26 Nov 2011, 5:24 am

Granted. Who is this Hibachi Man and why is someone dumping a white powder that smells of manure and yellow crystals on the charcoal?

FWACKOOOM!! !

I wish people would stop thinking I will take over the world (This must be fourth time this week).

PHISHA51
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26 Nov 2011, 9:31 am

Granted. Now there thinking that you might take over the universe.

I wish to have a white Christmas.

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DuneyBlues
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26 Nov 2011, 9:36 am

Granted Caucasians are now at your door singing deck the halls

I wish the world had peace

theimperiousdork
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26 Nov 2011, 9:40 am

Granted; in fact, the world has Peace already. Metta World Peace. You know, the NBA version of Chad Ochocinco? The former Ron Artest?

I wish someone from Wrong Planet flies over and visits me for a sleepover.

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And now, the war resumes. Bring it on, you!

TallyMan
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26 Nov 2011, 11:05 am

Granted, ALL the members of WP fly over for a sleepover... and you paid the flight costs.

I wish I lived up a tree.

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theimperiousdork
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26 Nov 2011, 11:35 am

Granted. You now three options: turn into either a monkey, a tree snake, or a tree frog.

I wish I could expedite all processes.

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TallyMan
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26 Nov 2011, 12:26 pm

Granted, your funeral arrangements have been expedited!

I wish I had wings.

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I've left WP indefinitely.

CommanderAspie613
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Joined: 19 Nov 2011
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26 Nov 2011, 2:22 pm

Granted but you only have wings, and they are unattached to your body.

I wish that everyone is transported to the fourth dimension

theimperiousdork
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26 Nov 2011, 2:49 pm

Granted; everyone else, except you.

Tallyman: That really freaked me out. No kidding.

I wish I am immune to freakouts.

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kevinjh
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26 Nov 2011, 4:08 pm

Granted. A Planck time later, you lose that immunity.

I wish I would not be compared to a character in a show on the idiot tube.

CommanderAspie613
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26 Nov 2011, 4:11 pm

Granted, now you are compared to movie characters.

I wish that this wish is corrupted

TallyMan
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26 Nov 2011, 4:19 pm

theimperiousdork wrote:

Tallyman: That really freaked me out. No kidding.

Oops! Sorry! No offence intended.

@Commander

Your wish is granted, therefore it is uncorrupted which means it is corrupted which means it is uncorrupted which means... (TallyMan's head explodes in paradox).

I wish for a pint of Old Peculiar beer.

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CommanderAspie613
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26 Nov 2011, 4:23 pm

Granted, but you have nothing to put it in and it spills on you...

I wish for it to be opposite day

kevinjh
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26 Nov 2011, 4:29 pm

Granted. It is not opposite day until 20111127000000 GMT.

I wish I am always compared to fictitious characters. :evil:

CommanderAspie613
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26 Nov 2011, 4:34 pm

Granted but you are in an alternate universe without fictional characters.

I wish for the meaning of life, the universe, and everything to not be 42(wiki it)

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