Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. You feel a bit younger, but your physical age becomes inversely proportional to your mental and emotional age. As you feel younger, your body becomes otherwise.

I wish for a fountain of money.

Good catch. I did not spot that flaw (feel younger=body older relative to feeling).

Granted. I wonder if anyone accepts a sludge of paper and metal with lots of ink.

I wish I could create a contagious AND infectious paradox to infect the NT who brought me the, "This statement is false," paradox.

Granted; that infectious paradox burns out too quickly, in the same way that "stable diseases are not lethal; deadly one burn out too quickly." - Jonathan Reiss, Lara Croft

I wish I have more of the energy to do stuff tonight.

Granted you gain your energy but soon realize you forgot you wallet


I wish to be a multibillon air by the age of 30

Granted. You become air. Multi-billion air.

I wish for unlimited funds.

Granted your unlimited funds transfer to my already built Multibillon [i]Air Industry

I wish to have own ever business.

Granted; you own an ever business. Nothing else.

I wish I am filthy rich.

Granted you Invest your money wrong

I wish to remember every detail.

Granted; you remember too much detail, you forget to see the whole picture.

I wish I can make millions.

Granted you forget the reaction mechanism

I wish to have a well devoloped corpus callosum

Granted; it went so developed, it formed a corpus of calluses.

I wish I could go back to what I was doing.

Granted you remember what to do.


I wish to find my Niche

Granted. It is called, "primary producer."

I wish thought viruses existed (but did not affect me).

Granted you eat a virus tomorrow

I wish the steps to get a job for Chevron wasn't hard.

Granted. They wasn't [sic], but now they are.

I wish for the ability to move through the time axis.

Granted; there is a time axis called a "clock," and you are moving around a huge clock.

I wish that someone will offer me brunch.