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28 Nov 2011, 11:52 pm

Granted. Would you like some free* brunch?

I wish my cup turned into a Klein (cup?) bottle.

* Airfare not included



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29 Nov 2011, 1:15 am

Granted, but due to internal stresses in converting a conventional cup into a Klein bottle, the bottle shatters.

I wish someone would make an anonymous donation of $1 million.


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29 Nov 2011, 1:21 am

Granted. Someone made a donation but decided not to send it.

I wish for Ridcully's Wow-Wow Sauce.



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29 Nov 2011, 10:10 am

Granted; it's a channel called WOWOW, it's ridiculous, and it's saucy.

I wish for $1,000,000 transferred to my bank account by an anonymous donor.


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29 Nov 2011, 6:37 pm

Granted, but the bank has just been robbed and has no insurance.

I wish that kenyan tigers spoke spanish for King Charles.



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29 Nov 2011, 6:39 pm

Granted. The idiot accountant from sometime last week or the week before adds a negative sign. We can only hope that is not bankruptcy.

I wish I could influence people to think and do whatever I want. :twisted:



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29 Nov 2011, 6:44 pm

Granted. Everyone thinks what you want, but no one shows it they act normal.

I wish that my wishes would be paid attention too. :roll:



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29 Nov 2011, 6:57 pm

Granted. Unless there are more posts on the next page, nothing will change.

I wish I would wish.



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29 Nov 2011, 6:59 pm

Granted. You wished. Your not getting anything from the wish...

I wish that the Sith, Klingons, and Borg joined in a super army.



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29 Nov 2011, 10:48 pm

Granted; they are now united against one opponent: you.

I wish I could become a bit taller and slimmer.


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29 Nov 2011, 11:34 pm

Granted you move to the bottom of the ocean where gravity destroys your bones

I wish my memory was a little more impressive



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29 Nov 2011, 11:51 pm

Granted. Two GB of RAM for you, then.

I wish my netbook was as powerful as a supercomputer.


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29 Nov 2011, 11:56 pm

Granted. No one said it had to be processing power. *ZOT!*

I wish I (remembered) how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood and how much work a network works if a network could net works.



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30 Nov 2011, 12:00 am

Granted; your mind, however, gets picked by Peter Piper who picks minds like a peck of pickled pepper, and sold like she sells seashells by the seashore.

I wish for DHMO.


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30 Nov 2011, 12:09 am

Granted. Get back to the bottom of the ocean, you will find plenty there.

I wish I could use Ignite Fire at level 17 (IQ+4) and Create Fire at level 20 (IQ+7).



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30 Nov 2011, 12:14 am

Granted. There is a weak link, though. You fail to master Extinguish Fire at level 1 (IQ+0), and when you burn yourself using Create Fire, you can't put the flames out.

I wish I have superpowers.


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