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Granted, I've put a check (cheque) in the post to you for £0.

I wish for a fish and chip supper (English style).

You get a raw minnow & a single chip.

I wish for a Cray supercomputer.

Granted; you get a Cray supercomputer, but only the unit. Without the necessary power supply, software, and complementary hardware, it's actually useless.

I wish I could destroy anyone who gets into my nerves on the spot.

Granted. On that scale, all you have to do is collect the responsible microbes on the particular spot and boil them in a teapot or pour oxygen difluoride.

I wish I have a supply of oxygen difluoride that is somehow stable unless I prepare it.

Granted you get Phosphorous Diflouride

I wish to always apply mathematics when needed.

[That was not properly granted. Phosphorous difluoride would only be found if someone managed to remove every third fluorine atom in a sample of phosphorous trifluoride, and that'd only be for a very short time.]

I wish for oxygen difluoride according to the conditions mentioned previously.

Granted; said molecule dissociates, since oxygen can never be a cation; you get, however, DHMO.

I wish I could submerge my electronic gadgets in DHMO and still work undamaged.

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Granted; like Kevin, you get a Cray 2 supercomputer, but only the unit. Without the necessary power supply, software, and complementary hardware, it's actually useless.

I wish my $10 (Php400) doesn't run out.

Granted. You are no longer allowed to spend money, so your money will never run out.

I wish that savings accounts actually paid a useful amount of interest.

[Yes you can. If an element with a higher electronegativity than oxygen existed, then that is what it would do. Coincidentally, fluorine happens to be exactly that element and oxygen difluoride can ignite methane (explosively) at temperatures below -180. Another exotic compound to flee is chlorine trifluoride, reacts with, "...cloth, wood, and test engineers, not to mention asbestos, sand, and water-with which it reacts explosively."

Granted. Everyone wants to look at it.

I wish for chlorine trifluoride and a few kilograms of asbestos.

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Granted. Unfortunately, they can now hop out.

I wish for omniscience and the ability to handle and process the information in real-time without adverse effects.

Granted, you get to witness the waste excretion process of all living things. Enjoy

I wish for a sugar cube.

Granted you get a Sodium Cube and drop it in your water jk don't

I wish to never be bored

Granted. You are now amused by everything, but now you spend so much time laughing that you can't do anything.

I wish that I never made mistakes.