Corrupt A Wish

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Granted you remember every step needed

I wish to be as creative as possible.

Granted. Somehow, "possible," decreased a lot.

I wish people would actually grant my wishes.

Granted; they would still corrupt your wishes, nonetheless.

I wish for incorruptible wishes and no one to corrupt them.

Granted, but I quickly snatched your incorruptible wishes so now they're mine.

I wish for a piece of the wor...errr, world peace.

The world ends in heat death. All is uniform and there is no one left to make war.

I wish I had absolute manual control over every neuron in my head.

Granted; you have full control over your neurons; you then lose control of every other cell in your body, and they all go awry.

I wish for incorruptible wishes and no one to corrupt or snatch them.

Granted. As a result, you start a, "What is your wish?" thread.

I wish today was less exciting.

Granted. Today is boring. And so is the next day, and the day after that. And all the days of your life shall be boring, and you will someday wish to die of boredom.

I wish my life wasn't that boring.

Granted. May you live in interesting times (Seize the technophile! WAAGH!)

I wish yesterday's excitement could be evenly distributed throughout the rest of the week.

Granted; the other weeks are boring, though, moving forward.

I wish I could do something for money right now.

Granted. You can reply to one of those treasurers or bank presidents that request some money to give you a larger amount.

I wish for a absolute power over every action and process happening in my body.

Granted you do!

I wish this semester goes as planned.

Granted. It does. The next semester is where everything collapses.

I wish the wishes would be granted and corrupted.

Granted a Genie can not grant such a wish

I wish to create something

Granted. You just created between 68 and 70 bytes of information.

I wish I will know and receive my perfect wish without its subversion.

Granted; your perfect wish isn't subverted. It is now corrupted.

I wish that any corruptions of my wishes would be reversed.