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30 Jul 2011, 9:40 pm

Q. What is an environmentally friendly alternative to gasoline and diesel?

A. Halogen.


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31 Jul 2011, 6:16 am

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A. Halogen.


What is another name for an empty Tanqueray bottle?

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A: Astroturf


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02 Aug 2011, 3:06 pm

Q: What do the cows in Minecraft eat?


A: cough drops



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02 Aug 2011, 6:08 pm

What are exemplified by Halls, Sucrets and Ricola?

A. TV TROPES.


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02 Aug 2011, 11:48 pm

What are Tropical Tv's

Posting


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03 Aug 2011, 11:48 am

Q: What do those little yellow sticky notes from 3M do?



A: Humiture



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03 Aug 2011, 1:19 pm

What is hummus and furniture put together

Brooks


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03 Aug 2011, 2:55 pm

Q: What Canadian Hockey Player, last name Laich, plays for the Capitals?

A: Alex Trebek



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03 Aug 2011, 2:59 pm

Who is a game show host?

Fight The power


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03 Aug 2011, 5:59 pm

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Fight The power


What happens when the electric company sends an erroneous bill?

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A: Filibuster.


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03 Aug 2011, 7:15 pm

What is an attempt to talk a bill to death?

Sarcasm


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03 Aug 2011, 9:24 pm

What is saying one thing, but meaning another?

Laughter is the best medicine.


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03 Aug 2011, 9:25 pm

What does the Doctor say when he has no earthly idea how to treat your illness?



Prometheus



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03 Aug 2011, 9:27 pm

What happens when a guy named theus goes to prom?

Food


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03 Aug 2011, 9:43 pm

What do you need when you're low on calories?

Smirk.


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03 Aug 2011, 9:57 pm

What is a baby smurf? :lol:

Rain! :D


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