The drop something on the person below you game!

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I drink what beer is left, but i get loopy and mishandle the bottle which rolls on the ground and caused a nearby furniture mover on the job to slip the dolly and cause the mirror to drop on the person below.

I've broken a mirror before, so I'm very determined not to let this one smash. I manage to catch it and turn it around just in time to halt an approaching gorgon, as it turns out. I then go off in search of the new bakery. But the gorgon was carrying a cup of coffee, hoping to visit a neighbor to get a bit of sugar and cream. As she turns to stone, she stops so suddenly that the coffee spills onto the next poster down.

I dodge the coffee, but drop my Dr.Pepper.

I catch the doctor, and out of curiosity, I ask what kind of a doctor he is. He tell me that he is a gastroenterologist. This is of no use to me, so I go to send him on his way, however it turns out that he hurt himself in his fall, and he collapses to the ground unconscious. Then, I hear sirens in the distance and realize the cops are probably coming after me for breaking the window with the golf club and they have a description of what I was wearing since there were plenty of witnesses. So I quickly switch clothes with the doctor and run off. Watching from a distance I see the cops catch up to the doctor just as he's waking up and, despite his protests, they arrest him. When he tells them that he is Dr. Pepper, they just get angrier on account of his poor attempt at coming up with a good fake identity.

As I walk away, I search the pockets of my new clothes and find a wallet. I discover that the doctor actually was lying about who he is, since the drivers' license identifies him as Mr. John Smith. I also find an empty package of gum in one of the pockets, and I drop that on the person below me.

This empty package is of no use to me. I leave it on the ground where it fell, without ever touching it, and alert the police as to Canaspie's littering. I watch as the police cars turn and race after him. Then I look up to see the autumn leaves, which have begun to turn, as some of them drift slowly on the breeze, down to the next person.

I drop a clanger on the person below me.

I have no idea what a "clanger" is.

So I drop a stuffed animal on the person below me.

I'm still curious about what a clanger is, so I barely notice the stuffed animal that lands on me. I grab a dictionary and look up clanger, and I discover that it's a conspicuous mistake. This only confuses me more, so I give up and drop the dictionary on the person below me.

I was carting an encyclopedia books a-n when the dictionary hit me. Now there is a stack of encyclopedia books and one dictionary falling on the person below me.

*attacked by falling books*

... ow.

*drops the sandwich I was eating on the person below me*

*attacked by falling sandwiches*

...ew.

*drops a request to have the stuffed animals instead on the person below me*

Responds to the request for the stuffed animals, except they are live bears that just ate a lot, so they are stuffed. But before sending them to you they relieve themselves with the remains falling on the person below (gross).

I guess a bear s***s anywhere it happens to be. Luckily, it was raining, so I had my umbrella open. But since I'm such a klutz, I can't hold my umbrella and my car keys and my garbage I was taking out all at the same time, I drop the garbage onto the person below me. Whoops.

Eww, garbage, yeuch. Disorientated by all of that, I drop the apple I was eating.

I get hit on the head by the apple, and suddenly discover gravity. I prepare 5247 pages of scientific evidence supporting my theory of gravity, a task that takes 5 years, 246 days, 14 hours, 23 minutes, 31 seconds, and 89 milliseconds to complete. As I prepare to share my theory with the world, I suddenly remember that we've known about gravity for a few hundred years, so I discard all those pages of work by dropping them onto the person below me

I am in my driveway experimenting with the powdered remains of a soda can, rust in beach sand like consistency, and a few sparklers. As I'm about to light off my experiment, a ton of papers land on me. I drop the sparkler on the experiment, and it burns down through to the next person.

If you can't figure out what it is, see my profile for hint. Include the name of the substance in your post! *evil grin*