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Fine you eat more, but then you end up getting fat and looking like a ball. You get stuck in the kitchen rolling around like a sphere.

I wish I could train my dog to do calculus

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. Now you have to go to the dentist to get all that calculus off your teeth. How did the dog contaminate anyone at all?

I wish there were neither any psychogenic substances nor abuse of any neurotransmitters (mainly so that I would stop having to prevent a personal meltdown at observing violations of the rules).

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Granted. It has been patented by the health food industry by an accident of fate and is now a calorie-free [lowercase intended] food according to the body.

I wish for greater automation on the parts of the brain advertised as instinctual.

Granted. Your brain is replaced by a computer.

I wish for the world's largest Christmas tree to be set up close to my home.

[That was hardly a corruption. I'd love to have that happen.]

Granted. Unfortunately, the tree was lit with candles and falls on your home, which is now a house.

I wish for rational perfection.

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you do but then you realise it's not worth it

I wish for something new

Granted. [10,8,5,3,7,9,4,6,2,1].

I wish I was travelling at an imaginary velocity with an absolute value greater than 0.1m/s but less than 0.7m/s.

Granted, but since an imaginary velocity is physically impossible, you are transported to a parallel universe in which all Aspies are subjected to neurological treatment by the government.

I wish nobody ever lied.

Granted. You appear in a multiverse with no one else.

I wish for perfect order.

Granted. As a person in jail, you and the other inmates have to fallow the rules and treat each other with kindness and respect or the gaurds will hold down the law if you or anyone else disrups good order.

I wish the temperatures would stay above 50 degrees during the Christmas time.

Granted at your new home in the caldera of an active volcano.

I wish for peace.

Granted. You have found the peace of the grave.

I wish for perfect justice without any attention to fairness.

Granted, but the jury is reluctant.

I wish I didn't need glasses.