Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, it's the chocolate originally brought to Europe by the explorers...no sugar (& it is really, really old!) besides the fact that the locals mixed chocolate with chili peppers....enjoy!


I wish it would snow here in Florida.

Granted. You get 10 feet of snow and can't drive anywhere.

I wish that my neighbors would be quiet for a few days.

Granted. They are plotting against your well-being.

I wish for everyone else to have a perfect year!

Granted, but when the year ends, so does the world.

I wish for a cup of water at exactly 32.001 degrees Fahrenheit.

Granted some physical phenomena happens and won't allow water to freeze at 32.0001

I wish for the Elixir of life

It's an elixir! It contains lots of life! And it's been filtered through seven kidneys!

I wish for good food.

Granted. You get a few crumbs from the best banquet in the world.

I wish for a magic sword.

Granted. It dances and decapitates ANYONE near it.

I wish I didn't have so much pun on the blatant lies thread.

Granted. You can only have fun losing your SOUL. Gruesome, isn't it?

I wish you could get three Magic Items in a row for a total of 9.

Granted. They are all swords of self destruction.

I wish for a tasty, strawberry milkshake with no calories.

Granted. It has no calories and is at absolute zero.

I wish for a replay of 2011.

I'd rather it be Action Replay 3DS.

I wish I could run through loops.

Well, you now have to jump through hoops. Is that good enough?

I wish for artificial intelligence.

Granted. It has no emotion and all it does is collect, catalogue, and compress data.

I wish for an artificial intelligence linked directly to my brain.

Granted, but the only thing that it can do is play chess, so it forces you to play chess 24 hours a day.

I wish for artificial insanity.

Granted. We call it Facebook.

I wish I would stop having shutdowns.