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02 Jan 2012, 8:50 pm

Granted. Now you have meltdowns instead.

I wish for a purple balloon.

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02 Jan 2012, 10:13 pm

Granted. Needless to say, it pops.

I wish for a magnifying lens.

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02 Jan 2012, 10:23 pm

Granted. You have a low-powered lens that magnifies itself.

I wish for a good movie to see tonight.

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02 Jan 2012, 11:01 pm

Granted. There's no audio component and the movie was not meant to be silent.

I wish for $500 USD (current).

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03 Jan 2012, 2:22 am

Granted. You have a $500 loan, at 100% interest.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

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03 Jan 2012, 2:36 am

Granted. After one good night's sleep, it's 81 weeks without closing your eyes.

I wish I have a negative speed.

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03 Jan 2012, 5:27 am

A negative speed is just a positive speed in the reverse direction, so you are forced to run backward.

I wish for a happy meal.

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03 Jan 2012, 6:19 am

[No, that's velocity. Speed is always positive unless someone breaks more than a few natural laws.]

Granted. It's so happy that all other meals taste like dirt, sludge, and mold compared to it.

I wish for neither shutdowns nor meltdowns.

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04 Jan 2012, 3:45 am

[About speed vs velocity, that's true but this is "corrupt the wish" so I chose to take a few liberties with the definition.]

You no longer have shutdowns or meltdowns, but have narcoleptic attacks instead.

I wish for a silver bullet.

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04 Jan 2012, 4:01 am

Granted. It turns out it's a silver-coated gallium bullet and melts inside the gun, disabling it for a very long time.

I wish I could know what I should discuss on the forum as opposed to post on my blog.

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08 Jan 2012, 9:49 am

wish granted but now all you can think of is this to put on forums. You start so many threads that server is overloaded and shuts down forever. your wish sucks for everyone.

I wish I could study better and not get distracted by the internet

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08 Jan 2012, 12:48 pm

Granted, but you never find out about it because your nose is stuck in a book until 2047.

I wish I could find a new oscillating fan somewhere in this city.

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08 Jan 2012, 2:30 pm

Granted. It oscillates rejoicing fans.

I wish I could troll Lakitu.

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08 Jan 2012, 9:46 pm

I'm not sure how you would troll Lakitu, but you play Nintendo games 24 hours a day until you figure it out.

I wish that I had a holiday this weekend.

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09 Jan 2012, 12:18 am

Yensid wrote:

I'm not sure how you would troll Lakitu, but you play Nintendo games 24 hours a day until you figure it out.

I wish that I had a holiday this weekend.

granted but you wont have another holiday till you retire.
i wish i could live forever without growing older or younger.

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09 Jan 2012, 1:34 am

Granted. You are in suspended animation forever. To bad you don't know what's happening.

I wish for a giant ice-cream cake with no calories.

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