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10 May 2007, 6:50 am

The anticipation is killing me, AftL. Hurry.



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10 May 2007, 6:53 am

:( maybe he left after he wrote it... how mean


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10 May 2007, 6:55 am

Very mean :(



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10 May 2007, 6:56 am

Because it was Two Tired....


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10 May 2007, 6:57 am

LOL
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10 May 2007, 6:57 am

... :lol:


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10 May 2007, 7:03 am

*Duck walks into a Bar*


Duck : "Got any Bread?"

Barman : "No, we dont have any bread"

Duck : "Got any Bread?"

Barman : "I just told you no, we dont have any bread"

Duck : "Got any Bread?"

Barman : "WE DONT HAVE ANY %^&*% BREAD!!"

Duck : "Got any Bread?"

Barman : "Look, if you ask one more time i will nail your beak to the Bar"

Duck : "Got any Nails then?"

Barman : *Sighs* "No, i havent got any nails"

Duck : "Got any bread?"


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10 May 2007, 7:03 am

Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
no examns for me... just alotta essays..

I hate essays - exams were always far better for me.

The funniest comment I got on an essay at uni was:

"This is the sort of work that gives environmental science a bad name!" :lol:

I should have had it framed ... !

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and Cashew, try wiping your cache, Cookies, and temp folder....

download 'Privacy Mantra' from www.Download.com

it will clear out the affected files hopefully


Thanks - I'll try it when I next get chance.


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10 May 2007, 7:04 am

8O ...


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10 May 2007, 7:11 am

the sorts of comments i get on my Essays are "A detailed, luicid and concise piece of work, well thought out with Original perspective"....


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10 May 2007, 7:21 am

Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
Because it was Two Tired....
Here I thought it had something to do with the kickstand... :D

You screwed up the duck joke a little... he's supposed to come in and ask the question once a day. On the last day he asks the guy if he has any nails, then the bread question again. The duck is smart. If he asks it over and over in the same occurance, he doesn't look smart.


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10 May 2007, 7:22 am

Jameson wrote:
Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
Because it was Two Tired....
Here I thought it had something to do with the kickstand... :D

You screwed up the duck joke a little... he's supposed to come in and ask the question once a day. On the last day he asks the guy if he has any nails, then the bread question again. The duck is smart. If he asks it over and over in the same occurance, he doesn't look smart.



And this is why im the King, and your the Jester.... :P


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10 May 2007, 7:27 am

anymore bad jokes?


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10 May 2007, 7:39 am

This summer I'm going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say, "Get a life" on them.


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10 May 2007, 7:41 am

What's black and white and red all over?



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10 May 2007, 7:41 am

TheAPERSON wrote:
This summer I'm going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say, "Get a life" on them.
:lol: :D


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