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10 May 2007, 7:41 am

Sopho wrote:
What's black and white and red all over?
A bleeding penguin


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10 May 2007, 7:43 am

Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
What's black and white and red all over?
A bleeding penguin

No. A newspaper. :D



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10 May 2007, 7:44 am

Sopho wrote:
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What's black and white and red all over?
A bleeding penguin

No. A newspaper. :D
eh it could have been both


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10 May 2007, 7:46 am

whats Pink, and wrinkly and attached to Grandad? :twisted:


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10 May 2007, 7:47 am

Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
whats Pink, and wrinkly and attached to Grandad? :twisted:
... 8O ... 8O


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10 May 2007, 7:48 am

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whats Pink, and wrinkly and attached to Grandad? :twisted:


his face??


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10 May 2007, 7:51 am

Grandma.....


and Raph... you got a dirty mind... :shameonyou:

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10 May 2007, 7:52 am

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Grandma.....


and Raph... you got a dirty mind... :shameonyou:

:lol:
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10 May 2007, 7:53 am

Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
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Sopho wrote:
What's black and white and red all over?
A bleeding penguin

No. A newspaper. :D
eh it could have been both

But you don't read a penguin.



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10 May 2007, 7:54 am

But what's the prize?


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10 May 2007, 7:55 am

Sopho wrote:
Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
What's black and white and red all over?
A bleeding penguin

No. A newspaper. :D
eh it could have been both

But you don't read a penguin.
then you should have said "read all over"


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10 May 2007, 7:56 am

Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
What's black and white and red all over?
A bleeding penguin

No. A newspaper. :D
eh it could have been both

But you don't read a penguin.
then you should have said "read all over"

No because that's the joke. They're all three colours, but red is also pronounced the same as 'read'.



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10 May 2007, 7:57 am

Sopho wrote:
Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
What's black and white and red all over?
A bleeding penguin

No. A newspaper. :D
eh it could have been both

But you don't read a penguin.
then you should have said "read all over"

No because that's the joke. They're all three colours, but red is also pronounced the same as 'read'.
but you never said it had to be read, just red


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10 May 2007, 7:59 am

Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
What's black and white and red all over?
A bleeding penguin

No. A newspaper. :D
eh it could have been both

But you don't read a penguin.
then you should have said "read all over"

No because that's the joke. They're all three colours, but red is also pronounced the same as 'read'.
but you never said it had to be read, just red

I also never said 8 had to be 'ate.' Just 8. That's the joke. It's a play on words.



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10 May 2007, 8:02 am

Sopho wrote:
Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
Raph522 wrote:
Sopho wrote:
What's black and white and red all over?
A bleeding penguin

No. A newspaper. :D
eh it could have been both

But you don't read a penguin.
then you should have said "read all over"

No because that's the joke. They're all three colours, but red is also pronounced the same as 'read'.
but you never said it had to be read, just red

I also never said 8 had to be 'ate.' Just 8. That's the joke. It's a play on words.
:roll: but that was the punchline not the joke


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10 May 2007, 8:03 am

Sopho wrote:
No because that's the joke. They're all three colours, but red is also pronounced the same as 'read'.


I'm infamous at work for a joke on that same play on words. I work for the local natural-gas utility company. The joke:

"Can I have my meter read?"
"I'm sorry, no... they only come in grey."

(I have never said this to a customer.)


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