Corrupt A Wish

Post Reply New Topic

No wish so you get a random wish. Granted. You now live in a pile of green cheese.

I wish I could sleep more and work less.

LOL.

Granted, you have nightmares.

I wish verbal communication wasn't necessary for anything in life.

Granted. Everybody is now deaf and must communicate via sign language.

I wish for a giant strawberry milkshake.

Granted, a giant strawberry milkshake gets spilled on you.

I wish to be funny.

Granted, but then everyone becomes funnier.

I wish that I had a bottomless jar of coffee beans.

Granted. When you lift it, all the coffee beans spill from the lack of the bottom.

I wish for illimitable dominion.

Granted. You have illimitable dominion over a micro-universe in your nose. Unfortunately, you sneeze and destroy your micro-universe.

I wish that I could win a lottery.

Granted. However, you develop an irrational fear of gambling and never act on your ability to win a lottery until a gift basket raffle.

I wish I could reduce entropy at will.

Granted, but you accidentally freeze your brain when you try to use your power.

I wish that all of the noisy people around me would be quiet.

Granted. They are quiet as the grave.

I wish I am God with omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence.

Granted, but you get bored with the universe and leave.

I wish that I could have a sudden flash of insight.

Granted. It is a flash! And it fades....

I wish I could get Miserere out of my head.

Granted, but you get lady gaga instead.
I wish for green day to perform in taipei.

Granted. They perform several surgeries with neither training nor advice with rather foreseeable results.

I wish I have complete awareness and control over every neuron I contain.

Granted, but you get so tied up in infinite regress, your brain collapses inside itself.

I wish that was on vacation right now.

Granted, but it'll be your last vacay for 10 years to come.
I wish I had a golden retriever