Strapples
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29 Dec 2007, 4:07 pm
And because you had no wish, I grant you the ability to fly.
NOOOOO i wish to not fly :p
uhm... Granted! you suck so terribly you cooked a turd for dinner last night
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29 Dec 2007, 4:09 pm
Granted but your chocolate bar flies off and you can't get it back. 
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29 Dec 2007, 4:10 pm
And because you had no wish, I grant you the ability to fly.
NOOOOO i wish to not fly :p
uhm... Granted! you suck so terribly you cooked a turd for dinner last night
Close, I made meatloaf, and Iamnotaparakeet ate most of it
Granted, you are unable to fly.
I wish I could play with fire all day.
Strapples
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29 Dec 2007, 4:11 pm
And because you had no wish, I grant you the ability to fly.
NOOOOO i wish to not fly :p
uhm... Granted! you suck so terribly you cooked a turd for dinner last night
Close, I made meatloaf, and Iamnotaparakeet ate most of it
Granted, you are unable to fly.
i wish to have... the worlds most ultimate powerchair with every single upgrade in the universe on it!
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29 Dec 2007, 4:17 pm
Strapples
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29 Dec 2007, 4:19 pm
Granted but the upgrades end up being all old upgrades within only a fortnight and suddenly the chair sucks.
I WISH WE COULD HAVE SUPPER!! !
Granted! but you cant have breakfast ever again
I wish the upgrades were NEW!! !
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29 Dec 2007, 4:21 pm
Strapples
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29 Dec 2007, 4:22 pm
I wish my powerchair was not made of plastic and was extremely comfortable
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29 Dec 2007, 5:41 pm
Strapples
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29 Dec 2007, 5:43 pm
I wish I had something to eat. I'm hungry.
Not Granted!
I wish my powerchair was not made of plastic and was extremely comfortable
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29 Dec 2007, 5:49 pm
Strapples
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29 Dec 2007, 5:57 pm
I wish I had something to drink. I'm thirsty.
fine not granted for u u either!
I wish my powerchair was not made of plastic and was extremely comfortable
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29 Dec 2007, 7:04 pm
Strapples
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29 Dec 2007, 7:59 pm
I wish I had something to drink. I'm thirsty.
fine not granted for u u either!
I wish my powerchair was not made of plastic and was extremely comfortable
Granted it is made of metal and is extremely comfortable to a masochist.
I wish i had the ability to shapeshift.
I wish it were neoprene and extremely comfortable for someone with sensory integration disorder ;P
Granted! but you can only shift into the shape of a... TOILET
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30 Dec 2007, 2:37 pm
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30 Dec 2007, 3:15 pm
Granted, but it suddenly melts.
I wish that this wish could not be corrupted.
Granted! no corruption
i wish my powerchair didnt melt (NO CORRUPTIONS GOT IT!! !)
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