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Granted.it was very good thank you.

I wish they crossed the beams (who you gonna call?)

Granted.it was very good thank you.

I wish they crossed the beams (who you gonna call?)

Granted. They crossed the beams and blew everybody up, including you.

I wish for a well-behaved cat

You get a well-behaved cat, but it's really smart, so looks down on you, and in the end, the cat owns a well-behaved human.

I wish that I could speak French.

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Granted, but the only thing is says is "Rabbit want a carrot," and it never stops talking.

I wish that I had a winning lottery ticket.

Granted, you had one and lost it.

I wish I had a helicopter, and a license to fly it.

Granted, but it crashes the first time you try to fly it.

I wish that I liked to eat healthy foods.

You become obsessed with healthy food, and in the end you kill for a lettuce and are given life imprisonment.

I wish for another series of Sherlock before next year.

Granted, but they are in such a rush to produce it that they replace all the actors with puppets.

I wish that I had a license that allows me to do whatever I want.

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Granted, it's very well written, in an obscure dialect of Urdu.

I wish that the iPad 3 would be released already.

Granted, but then it gets sold out before you have a chance to get one.

I wish I had more interests.

Granted. You now interested in dirt, nose hairs, and pickled beets.

I wish I could have the power of teleportation.

Granted. You won't be able to bring anything with you though, not even clothes.

I wish all the books I'm waiting for came out already.