Corrupt A Wish

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21 Mar 2012, 5:31 pm

Granted: but you have to write them.
I wish I could upgrade my phone

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22 Mar 2012, 4:57 am

Granted. You upgrade your phone but your carrier triples your monthly bill.

I wish that my current cell phone contract would expire tomorrow.

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22 Mar 2012, 5:46 am

Granted but you can never have another phone contract again

I wish I could run

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22 Mar 2012, 2:06 pm

Granted, but you can't go any further than 10 meters before getting a stitch.

I wish I had a driver's license.

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22 Mar 2012, 2:38 pm

Granted. But your car breaks downand you can't get another.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

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22 Mar 2012, 8:10 pm

Granted but your hunger changes to thirst

I wish I had a wish

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23 Mar 2012, 12:49 am

Granted, now you wish you didn't have one.

I wish I were laying in a more comfortable matress

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23 Mar 2012, 4:25 am

Granted, but it is so comfortable that you never get up again.

I wish for some good advice.

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27 Mar 2012, 5:54 am

Yensid wrote:

Granted, but it is so comfortable that you never get up again.

I wish for some good advice.

I wish I knew how to corrupt a wish for good advice...?

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27 Mar 2012, 8:12 am

Yensid wrote:

Granted, but it is so comfortable that you never get up again.

I wish for some good advice.

Granted. Now the lady that writes the advice columns in the magazine is following you everywhere, constantly giving you "good" advice.
I wish I could loose weight without having to go to the gym

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27 Mar 2012, 9:43 am

Granted. You'll have to go jogging every day at 4:am

I wish I could get up from bed without using all my willpower.

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27 Mar 2012, 5:18 pm

Granted. You use all less one unit.

I wish for control over reality.

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28 Mar 2012, 9:51 am

granted, but with complete control over everything, and omnipotent power, there is no challenge to life and you soon become so jaded, bored and depressed that you will yourself out of existence.

I wish for the ability to make people listen to me
(not obey me, just listen. ususally they just dismiss me)

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28 Mar 2012, 10:53 am

Granted. Everyone takes every word you say in the worst possible way.

I wish I could sleep in...

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28 Mar 2012, 11:36 am

Granted. You never wake up.

I wish I could make pizza as good as Anthony's.

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28 Mar 2012, 12:01 pm

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