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Guess I'll be getting a lot done then, at least until I die of exhaustion/sleep deprivation.

I wish people remembered to put wishes in their posts...

Granted. Some of them remembered but forgot as well, order insignificant.

I wish for a w-z rotation.

Enjoy your new M-N.

I wish you'd stop making stuff up.

Granted. That was already done.

[The w-axis is perpendicular to the x, y, and z axes.]

I wish for the most boring, deathly dull day.

(Mathstuffs? Bleh, you can has.)

Granted. You are literally bored to death, then get bored of being dead and reanimate, starting a zombie apocalypse. Things get pretty interesting after that.

I wish we had some clean bowls so I could eat my Dora-shaped spaghettios...

Granted. There is a bowl of Dora-shaped spaghettios. The remaining largest contiguous space surrounding you is filled with as many clean bowls as can fit without overlapping any objects.

I wish for interesting times.

[Easily corrupted, no?]

Oooohoohoo, let's just say bad things happened and leave it at that.

I wish there were more fun, online, multiplayer games so I wasn't stuck trawling through Kongregate...

Granted. One of them was designed to be quickly as addictive a drug with understandable consequences.

I wish for a cardboard boomerang.

Granted but it rains where ever you try to use it.

I wish for an easier assignment.

Granted. It is (literally) mind-numbingly easy.

I wish for cat-like tread.

Granted when you tread in a dirty litterbox.

I wish for a quieter microwave.

Granted. It is broken.

I wish for the end of light and sound.

Granted light and sound no longer exists. All humans have to rely on smell, touch and taste.

I wish for my mind to be no longer numb.

Granted, enjoy your migraine.

I wish polar bears weren't facing extinction.

Granted. Run away from the one next to the two on the left!

I wish for a world without light, sound, and odors.

Granted. You are transported to space and the stars are extinguished, you freeze before suffocating.

I wish clouds had more interesting shapes.