What's Your Line?

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Beans: Get your slimy, webbed phalanges off my boots!

"Rango"

"I have zero tolerance for betrayal which they will soon indelibly learn."

Frank Underwood in House of Cards.

Bert Large: "We shake our booty."

Doc Martin: "Sounds appalling".

"Doc Martin"

"You know those five thousand ships you say the Allies haven't got? Well, they've got them!"

German Major Werner Pluskat in The Longest Day.

[looking for a certain type of flower]

Donkey: Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND!

"Shrek"

I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn in Serenity.

Princess Fiona: [as ogre] Donkey, shh, shh. It's me... in this body.

Donkey: [gasps] Oh, my God, you ate the princess!

"Shrek"

"Hear ye, Hear ye, it's 0700 and all is hell. Incoming wounded, folks."

Unseen P.A. Announcer in the TV series M*A*S*H.

One of my all-time FAVORITE shows!!



Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.

Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye?

Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?

Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.

Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

"M*A*S*H"

"Klinger, you're out of uniform. I mean, uh, you're IN uniform."

Colonel Potter in M*A*S*H.

PA System: Due To circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today.

"M*A*S*H"

B.J.: "What's Frank up to?"

Hawkeye: "I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so."

M*A*S*H.

Frank Burns: This is the last straw!

Hawkeye: Remind me to order more straws.

"M*A*S*H"

Donkey: Hey, what's your problem, Shrek, what you got against the whole world anyway, huh?

Shrek: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with ME! People take one look at me and go "Aargh! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!" They judge me before they even know me - that's why I'm better off alone...

Donkey: You know, Shrek... when we first met, I didn't think you were a big, stupid, ugly ogre.

Shrek: Yeah, I know.

"Shrek"

Trapper: "Will you stop pointing that thing?!"

Burns: "The safety's on! I think." (Turns it on) "Now it is!" (Laughs nervously)

Great.

M*A*S*H.

Donkey: [looks at a hovel] Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?

Shrek: That, would be my home.

Donkey: Oh... and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.

"Shrek"