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Granted. This one is a thick, large cloud of the fabled nix album.

I wish for one of the carbonate fluxes.

*googles carbonate flux*
*doesn't find any simple definition*
*reads the free parts of "Importance of size measurements for coccolith carbonate flux estimates" and "The effect of metal carbonate fluxes on the cristallinity, morphology and photoluminescence (btw, why is that word not redundant?) characteristics of Y2O3:Eu phosphor in spray pyrolysis"*
*Goes for the second article, and finally connects it to the simpler Flux (Metallurgy) in Wikipedia*
*Reaches enlightment when he finally knows why did he need to buy a flux when blacksmithing in World of Warcraft*

Granted. Um... you get a borum based flux instead

I wish I knew everything.

Granted, but you will also not have the ability to communicate any of that knowledge in an understandable way.

I wish that Vin Deisel was in love with me.

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Granted, but Vin Diesel sues him for stealing his name, but you're still stuck with Vin Deisel.

I wish for a strawberry shortcake.

Grrrr, I always misspell his name lol!

Granted. But it's the cartoon one.

I wish to stop being sick to my stomach.

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Granted. Your stomach feels great, but now you have the world's worst headache.

I wish that I had a pain reliever, with no side effects.

granted,.....but you still have pain

i want cheesecake!

Granted, but you find the choice of animal from which to obtain the cheese to have been highly regrettable.

I wish for the perfect dog.

Granted, but you are allergic to dogs.

I wish for my grass to be cut.

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Granted. It's cut so short your lawn is now nothing but dirt.

I wish my cat would stop snoring.

Granted. It starts growling.

[By flux, I meant REAL flux like sal ammoniac or one of the metal halides, not a video game virtual object.]

I wish for a large Fresnel lens.

Granted. But as soon as you get it, you completely forget what it is and what it's for.

I wish for more fries.

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I'm giving it another shot. We will see.
My forum is still there and everyone is welcome to come join as well. There is a private women only subforum there if anyone is interested. Also, there is no CAPTCHA.

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Granted. You are buried under a pile of day-old, cold, greasy fries.

I wish for silence.

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Um I didn't read all that to not get the basics of what a flux is. The video game object is just based on one of those.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted. It makes you feel uncomfortable, just like when you figuratively (and literally, in many cases) try to put yourself in someone's shoes.

I wish for lightning to strike me.