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11 May 2007, 5:39 pm

The Sophian Empire declares war on the Imperial Empire of Frunobulax.



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11 May 2007, 5:41 pm

As dictator of the United Earth Sphere Alliance I declare war on all non-Earthicans.



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11 May 2007, 5:41 pm

Fools. Resistance is Futile. You will be assimilated.


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11 May 2007, 5:42 pm

I order the entire galaxy to attack Earth.



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11 May 2007, 5:42 pm

As dictator of the United Earth Sphere Alliance I declare war on all non-Earthicans.



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11 May 2007, 5:43 pm

Finally something we can agree on! er, Sopho and I, I mean, not this upstart.


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11 May 2007, 5:44 pm

Sopho wrote:
I order the entire galaxy to attack Earth.

*personally goes into space to help defend the Earth against attack from Sophos alien allies*



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11 May 2007, 5:44 pm

I shoot you all from the safety of my SophoShip.



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11 May 2007, 5:45 pm

Heh, your reindeer are no match for our technology, earthing!


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11 May 2007, 5:46 pm

I destroy MadScientist with my mighty Banana-gun.



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11 May 2007, 5:46 pm

Sopho wrote:
I shoot you all from the safety of my SophoShip.

*rams sleigh through the SophoShip and holds Sopho at gunpoint and says "surrender or be totally destroyed."*



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11 May 2007, 5:47 pm

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Heh, your reindeer are no match for our technology, earthing!

*hits madscientist with giant Santa belly*



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11 May 2007, 5:48 pm

However, MadScientist has instantaneously teleported himself to safety aboard one of his allies (the Royal Order of Zxyplewcqex). They don't call me MadScientist for nothing, you foolish girl!


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11 May 2007, 5:49 pm

madscientist wrote:
However, MadScientist has instantaneously teleported himself to safety aboard one of his allies (the Royal Order of Zxyplewcqex). They don't call me MadScientist for nothing, you foolish girl!

Earth will get you some day madscientist!



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11 May 2007, 5:56 pm

*Sigh*

sends a silent Prayer upwards...

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*the Earth is Encased in a powerful forcefield that only earthlings can pass in and out from, ensuring that Earth may never be conqured*


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11 May 2007, 5:58 pm

*congratulates AFTL for his wonderful deed to his fellow Earthlings*